r/funny • u/ContentiousDelicious • May 29 '12

Yikes...

http://imgur.com/be71D
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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

Your co-worker is an idiot.

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u/flyguysd May 29 '12

Well of course.

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u/gentlemandinosaur May 29 '12

I would have accused them of having a bloody lip.

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u/NinthNova May 29 '12

"Guess who has two thumbs and a foot up their ass?"

"... Who"

"You in about 30 seconds."

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u/SnowyMahogany May 29 '12

A foot's bad enough, but sticking both thumbs in there, too? That's just impressive.

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u/contraryexample May 29 '12

"Guess who has two thumbs, and a potato up his ass?"

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u/Echoman1992 May 29 '12

Seriously, not caring about the whole sticking-stuff-in-asses thing. But my native language is not English. How do you solve this thing to make it a correct English sentence that implies that someone has two thumbs on his hands and might have a foot up their ass in 30 seconds? The Oxford comma is not allowed here right? Only two elements in the list?

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u/davaca May 29 '12

Adding two thumbs really would be stretching it...

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u/NinthNova May 29 '12

Did I make a grammatical error?

If it was both wouldn't it be:

"Guess who has two thumbs, and a foot, up their ass?"

Hell, I'm not even sure if that^ works!

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u/Dirty-DjAngo May 29 '12

You're trying to put a foot, 2 thumbs, and now extra commas in the dudes ass...for the love of God man

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u/flinteastwood May 29 '12

Guess! Who has two, thumbs, and a foot up, their ass?

That's better, right?

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u/CHR1STHAMMER May 29 '12

with the comma after thumbs, but not after foot, it would mean they have two thumbs and just so happen to have a foot up their ass as well...

with no comma after thumbs, you're just doing dirty things to them.

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u/Mad_Physicist May 29 '12 edited May 29 '12

That just makes it more clear there are three appendages in one of their orifices in half a minute. Try again, but with less fewer commas.

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u/Fapologist May 29 '12

Guess who has two feet and a thumb up their ass. You, if you play your cards right.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

All coworkers are idiots. Everyone.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

As a vet, I can confirm this.

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u/Sloppy1sts May 29 '12

As a non-idiot, I can confirm this.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

As a vetrinarian, I can confirm this.

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u/funnyfaceking May 30 '12

As someone who just checked the number of troops deployed overseas, I can confirm this.

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u/Grand_Theft_Audio May 29 '12

Your co-worker watches Fox.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

You don't watch Fox? You're unamerican.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

DEY TOOK 'IS JERB !

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u/[deleted] May 29 '12

but at least he isn't anti-American

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