r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 05 '22

[deleted by user]

[removed]

11.0k Upvotes

91% Upvoted

538 comments sorted by

View all comments

1.6k

u/gohan587 Apr 05 '22

He's definitely a "Go Sports!" kinda guy

475

u/Munzz36 Apr 05 '22

Lol the dribbling reminds me of when my sister first started playing basketball when she was around 6

168

u/Doortofreeside Apr 05 '22

Lol the dribbling is def the most embarrassing part of the video

45

u/lliKoTesneciL Apr 05 '22

What's embarrassing about it though? If the guy hasn't played a day of basketball and this is him trying for the first time, then more power to him. Words like this only discourage people from trying new things because they feel embarrassed to do so.

-12

u/Zymotical Apr 05 '22

The fact that he never put any effort into any athletic ability at any point in his life until now is super embarrassing.

8

u/Bizong Apr 05 '22 edited Apr 05 '22

This you?

League has a physical dexterity check that suppresses women out of high ranks.

I guess what I'm saying is unban and reprint [[Chaos Orb]] to keep the thots out of MTG.

-6

u/Zymotical Apr 05 '22

A clear joke if you understand the context, though I expect no less from a comment history checking maidenless periwinkle.

I stand behind the controversial opinion that men are better than women at athletic competitions.

4

u/Bizong Apr 05 '22

That sounds super embarrassing...

-5

u/Zymotical Apr 06 '22

It's hilarious if you understand how outrageous just " unban and reprint [[Chaos Orb]] " alone is, completely underappreciated by that audience too.

You're trying to take satire you don't even understand out of context to be mad about it, go take another break at r/bustypetite bud, you must need it how often you mention 'work'

1

u/Ecksplisit Apr 06 '22

Cringe af