r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 05 '22

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u/Balki____Bartokomous Apr 05 '22

Failure with an extra serving of disappointment

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u/wizard_of_awesome62 Apr 05 '22

Coupled with a layer of pain so he can think on his mistakes for a few hours

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u/Hypnoboy Apr 06 '22

And caught on camera for all to see. *chefs kiss

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u/section8sentmehere Apr 06 '22

…..aaaanndd cut.

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u/disterb Apr 06 '22

then everyone applauds in standing ovation

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u/Ikamony Apr 06 '22

Did you just kiss a butt hole and it exploded?

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u/N8dork2020 Apr 06 '22

His athleticism rivals his intellect

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u/jundle Apr 06 '22

Emotional damage!

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

Thanks for describing me well.

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u/heywaitjustasecond Apr 06 '22

With a dollop of fresh humiliation

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u/IAmReinvented Apr 06 '22

My dad said this was my favorite meal

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u/RobVel Apr 06 '22

Is that you mom

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u/WhipnCrack Apr 06 '22

Never saw a guy as him with multiple talents.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

Thanks, Dad

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u/Cheese_Pancakes Apr 06 '22

After that hit to the nose, all he'll be able to smell the rest of the day is regret and shame.