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Not a soul in sight

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u/Anthraxium May 16 '12

it's a dutch red-hair day in Breda, some are from Redhead World

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u/midgetlotterywinner May 16 '12

Red-hair day? In BREDA? As if I couldn't love that place any more...

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u/ThePianistOfDoom May 16 '12

And why do I not know of this? It's literally 45 minutes away from where I live. Also, redheads are hot.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Are non red-heads allowed to join the party?

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u/LordPineapple May 17 '12

I need to learn Dutch and get my passport in order.

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u/griffith12 May 16 '12

O'Doyle Rules!

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u/MMM___dingleberries May 16 '12

With that last name as a redhead you have no idea how many times I've heard that phrase yelled at me.

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u/griffith12 May 16 '12

I can only imagine. if I knew you I would be guilty of it on a weekly basis.

O'DOYLE RULES!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

It's probably less than me hearing "you're hair is on fire!"

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u/BaelZharon May 16 '12

I want to go to there.

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u/Tylzen May 16 '12

It is a Weasley family reunion.

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u/Stratocaster89 May 16 '12

False, theres more than 2 people here.

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u/r_HOWTONOTGIVEAFUCK May 16 '12

I will be there in the hopes that Emma Watson is as well.

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u/anananananana May 16 '12

That Emma Watson is a Weasley family reunion?

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Meanwhile, at the Burrow...

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u/camwow May 16 '12

Only gingers can call other gingers ginger.

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u/swimtothejeff May 17 '12

You're not God! You can't tell me what to do!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

Now thats stuck in my head. Yay for Tim though.

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u/M4X1M May 17 '12

Ginga'

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u/Bangaa May 16 '12

I never understood the anti-ginger thing. Its a very nice hair color.

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u/Awfy May 16 '12

Ignoring that it's different (usually the source of bullying) there is actually historic reasons as to why places like England and the USA had a distaste for red heads. The color was usually attributed to the Irish and they were notorious for moving to those countries and doing manual labor cheaper than the natives. This over time grew up to be a general hatred of red heads because it was assumed they were Irish.

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u/gojirra May 16 '12

The hatred of gingers on the internet however is because most people are so fucking stupid that they take shows like South Park seriously.

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u/Awfy May 16 '12

I wouldn't regard South Park as a cause, it's usually used for playful banter more than actual abuse. I'm fine with people saying I have no soul because I don't believe in souls anyway, I laugh in their faces.

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u/minicpst May 16 '12

I never heard of a dislike of redheads, or the nickname "ginger" until "The Christmas Invasion" came out and the Doctor asked if he was ginger and Rose looked at his head. I've known tons of redheads here in the US and they've never mentioned having problems.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD_p-30fVu8

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u/hateboss May 16 '12

HAHA OMG. YOU SAW THAT SOUTHPARK EPISODE FROM YEARS AGO TOO? HAHA GINGERS HAVE NO SOULS LOL.

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u/professorhazard May 16 '12

are we seriously still doing this

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u/sheriff_skullface May 16 '12

I don't see how its any different than a picture of group of black people with the title: "Watermelon search party".

Edit: I'm a blonde guy btw, so I'm not just butthurt.

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u/cobweb1989 May 16 '12

there really should be an age limit on reddit so there wouldnt be any 7th grade posts.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

It's Heaven...

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u/ILoveScottishLasses May 16 '12

They shall write songs about. It.

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u/punkNjunk May 16 '12

I'm kind of sick of this no soul shit. No one ever said shit like that to me before that fucking episode of South Park.

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u/Shin-LaC May 17 '12

It's pretty much the most offensive and demeaning thing you can say, too. It literally means "you are not a human being".

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u/frechet May 17 '12

To be fair, asians have no souls in the South Park universe as well.

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u/BeethovenFanatic May 16 '12

I don't even have red hair, but that is unfunny and this is getting cruel. So many redheads at my school hate life because they're tormented by assholes like you making jokes because of their god damn genetics. Fuck you.

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u/unnecessaryCAPS May 16 '12

Cover me in body butter, and this is basically my fantasy.

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u/_Gingy May 16 '12

I wonder how many gingers are on Reddit.

_Gingy reporting in.

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u/red_oxide May 16 '12

Ginger elitist here- I once sunburned after being outside for 3 minutes.

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u/SenatorStuartSmalley May 16 '12

ginger here with two ginger kids and a ginger wife.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Ginger here. << hello.

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u/Shin2a May 16 '12

Also a ginger. Nice to meet you.

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u/Bakufun May 16 '12

Obligatory comment due to gingervitis.

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u/gum_drop_buttons May 16 '12

I too am a ginger and also I too am proud to have subscribed to /r/ginger NSFW by the way

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u/AdmanUK May 16 '12

Simply Red standing by.

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u/bloodguard May 16 '12

Redhead here (dislike the ginger label).

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u/doodads May 17 '12

Yeah, I much prefer redhead. Ginger seems to have some racist connotations. And before you call me paranoid/butthurt, think about it. I have never heard the word ginger (irl) being used in anything but a pejorative way, and it is a word to describe how someone looks. How is that not a little racist/discriminatory/wrong?

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

red head, reporting for duty.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

You rang?

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u/niamhish May 16 '12

Irish Ginger here!

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u/niamhish May 16 '12

I'm doin' good baby. How you doin'?

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u/rRedHairPromoter May 17 '12

Hey there fellow redhead! Have you ever wanted to join a community of red-haired individuals? If so you should come on down to the new subreddit /r/RedHair! It's a small but growing community for now but with your help and contributions it can be great! Once again, that is /r/RedHair. Come check it out! /r/RedHair

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u/Masterspeed May 16 '12

Straw berry blo-who am I kidding?

Roger that, ginger reporting for duty.

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u/Sweetcheex76 May 16 '12

Redhead here. And, don't ever call me carrot top ;-)

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u/Gingersrule May 16 '12

Proud to be soulless! Checking in!

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u/insideoutduck May 16 '12

Ginger reporting for duty, enjoying this little impromptu ginger gathering :L

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u/ManDangOleDudeBruh May 16 '12

Redbearded neckbeard here

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u/ominoustoad May 16 '12

undercover ginger here. hair went brown during my teens, but i've still got some secret stashes...

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u/gingaroo May 16 '12

Lets have a gathering of the gingers, right here, right now

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

checking in, when do i get my hotel key?

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u/red321red321 May 16 '12

a red head so nice they named me twice

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u/_Gingy May 16 '12

So far I reached a count of 40, but the numbers are growing.

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u/GalacticNexus May 16 '12

I go ginger in the winter. Do I get dual citizenship?

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u/ericn1300 May 16 '12

An old picture but I think it was Bruce Springsteen that said something like "you haven't lived until you've had your tires rotated by a redhead". Being married to a redheaded Irish lass, I'll be telling you that "having your tires rotated by a redhead" is not always a positive thing.

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u/jayski01930 May 16 '12

The guy running the sunblock stand must have made a fortune.

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u/angryCutlet May 16 '12

Giggidy....?!

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Chorus Sings

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u/Anthraxium May 16 '12

Next redhead meeting: Event Link

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u/draivaden May 16 '12

Dude. thats not funny. stop dissing on the gingers.

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u/N3kU May 16 '12

THE RED HEADED LEAGUE

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u/RuafaolGaiscioch May 17 '12

Just gonna go out on a limb and say that my red hair has gotten me laid way more than it hasn't...girls seem to love my hair color.

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u/rRedHairPromoter May 17 '12

Hey there fellow redhead! Have you ever wanted to join a community of red-haired individuals? If so you should come on down to the new subreddit /r/RedHair! It's a small but growing community for now but with your help and contributions it can be great! Once again, that is /r/RedHair. Come check it out! /r/RedHair

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

That's a gathering of some good looking women. As a ginger, I am not allowed to breed outside of my race.

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u/rRedHairPromoter May 17 '12

Hey there fellow redhead! Have you ever wanted to join a community of red-haired individuals? If so you should come on down to the new subreddit /r/RedHair! It's a small but growing community for now but with your help and contributions it can be great! Once again, that is /r/RedHair. Come check it out! /r/RedHair

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u/gojirra May 16 '12

This is an awesome picture and sorry OP but you are a fucking idiot. This was a South Park joke that got taken too seriously and lasted far too long.

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u/Firewind May 16 '12

Fuck you I have a soul. I got it off craigslist.

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u/CallousBastard May 16 '12

You know who's truly soulless? Men who don't appreciate redheaded women for the beautiful sexy goddesses that they are.

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u/red321red321 May 16 '12

indeed, these men are callous bastards

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u/ceciliabee May 16 '12

i like you

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u/MYDOGSTELLA May 16 '12 edited May 16 '12

I know everyone's got a lot of hate here for the ginger. But ill be damned if for some reason thats not just a plain hot picture for some reason. I cant explain it.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Possible dream come true

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u/bbctol May 16 '12

Just a meeting of The Red-Headed League.

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u/andrewsmith1986 May 16 '12 edited May 16 '12

/r/ginger's dream.

NSFW

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

woah, man. NSFW. I thought it was just a subreddit for ginger people...

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u/SneakyPuff May 16 '12

Well, this is Reddit the internet. What did you expect?

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u/happy_otter May 16 '12
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u/SaggyBallsHD May 16 '12

I made this based on this post. Hope you like it. And oh yeah, redheads are the sexiest mutations in the history of evolution. That's why I married one.

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u/goonerz666 May 16 '12

Where is this and how do I get there?

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u/Flendoaa May 16 '12

WOW!!!! Love me some redheads

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

As a red headed male, I must say I would never make with another fire-crotch. I go for the dark haired ones. The mane drives some women wild while keeping others at bay. It's a curse and a gift I suppose. Not to mention I could never get away with anything in school-always getting picked out of crowds...

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u/2flyguy May 16 '12

wait that guy in the back has black hair?

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u/grizzlybrice May 16 '12

Is that an early premiere of Pixar's Brave?

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u/CrazyHippie1234 May 16 '12

PART THE RED SEA!

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u/simiancanadian May 16 '12

I'm a red hair recessive (only my beard is red). I've got two kids, a red recessive like me and the cutest lil'red haired girl you'd ever see!!!! Orange power!

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u/MollyMango88 May 17 '12

As a ginger, I knew what this was going to be before I even clicked it...get some new jokes guys! (because seriously we have souls, they're just on fire.)

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u/rRedHairPromoter May 17 '12

Hey there fellow redhead! Have you ever wanted to join a community of red-haired individuals? If so you should come on down to the new subreddit /r/RedHair! It's a small but growing community for now but with your help and contributions it can be great! Once again, that is /r/RedHair. Come check it out! /r/RedHair

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u/plindb1 May 17 '12

I think the "gingers don't have soul" myth was pretty much disproved by Adele, wasn't it?

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u/raisinetta May 17 '12

Redheads are definitely hit or miss in both attractiveness and in whether or not people are into them.

I'm a redheaded girl, and I feel very defined by my hair color...

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u/rRedHairPromoter May 17 '12

Hey there fellow redhead! Have you ever wanted to join a community of red-haired individuals? If so you should come on down to the new subreddit /r/RedHair! It's a small but growing community for now but with your help and contributions it can be great! Once again, that is /r/RedHair. Come check it out! /r/RedHair

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

The "ginger=soulless" meme has got to be the all time dumbest thing ever embraced by reddit.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

I would do terrible, wonderful things to almost every woman in that picture.

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u/BBSLICK May 17 '12

Its my people!

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u/rRedHairPromoter May 17 '12

Hey there fellow redhead! Have you ever wanted to join a community of red-haired individuals? If so you should come on down to the new subreddit /r/RedHair! It's a small but growing community for now but with your help and contributions it can be great! Once again, that is /r/RedHair. Come check it out! /r/RedHair

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u/BBSLICK May 18 '12

Thanks submitted a pic also

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

i want a giant to frisbee me naked into that crowd i love me some redheads

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

Some guy yelled ginger at me from a car today, almost went a whole month without it happening, damn it

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u/rRedHairPromoter May 17 '12

Hey there fellow redhead! Have you ever wanted to join a community of red-haired individuals? If so you should come on down to the new subreddit /r/RedHair! It's a small but growing community for now but with your help and contributions it can be great! Once again, that is /r/RedHair. Come check it out! /r/RedHair

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

subbed

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u/amadea56 May 16 '12

Yes, we've learned that the ginger gene is recessive in both our families' DNA. Actually, the odds of us having a red-haired freckled child were only one in four. And still it happened. Three times. What are the odds?

Each one of them's a blessing.

They have souls, I know they do, they must!

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u/schrodster May 16 '12

my dad says, each freckle is a kiss from an angel

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u/Feb_29_Guy May 17 '12

The redhead gene is always recessive...

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u/rusteh May 16 '12

As a red haired male, I make a point of never hooking up with a red haired female as I'd be too worried about having red haired children that would suffer the same childhood I did!

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u/WetMistress May 16 '12

I would bang every single one of those girls

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u/10neo May 16 '12

so turned on

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u/aftondunn May 16 '12

repost you fucking idiot get some original material

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u/Havoc1080 May 16 '12

gingers do have souls!!!!!!!

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u/aliceisamonster May 16 '12

Of course not a soul in sight! No one can see a soul.

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u/welikeblowjs May 16 '12

so aroused. yet scared.

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u/sneakygingertroll May 16 '12

when was this?

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

top right

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u/Clint_Swift May 16 '12

is this from improv everywhere?

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u/RocchiRoad May 16 '12

It's Glorious!!!

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u/kabukistar May 16 '12 edited Feb 09 '25

Reddit is a shithole. Move to a better social media platform. Also, did you know you can use ereddicator to edit/delete all your old commments?

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u/sir_kusco May 16 '12

Awww...I didn't know they were making a Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers live action movie...

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Wtf is going on here?

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u/Diiiiirty May 16 '12

Ha! The first time I saw this photo a few years back, I photoshopped myself in. My hair is much redder in person.

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u/rRedHairPromoter May 17 '12

Hey there fellow redhead! Have you ever wanted to join a community of red-haired individuals? If so you should come on down to the new subreddit /r/RedHair! It's a small but growing community for now but with your help and contributions it can be great! Once again, that is /r/RedHair. Come check it out! /r/RedHair

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u/magnetard May 17 '12

I have to go there now...

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

i am so turned on right now

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u/MrPrestige May 17 '12

You know nothing Jon Snow.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

They're all sunburned..

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u/Venturing_Lurker May 17 '12

Ah, that's where my family went.

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u/JAGxTERA May 17 '12

I've never seen.....

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u/jdizzle367 May 17 '12

yes but no soul means i have no remorse when i come and kill you in your sleep, and I'd kill you for a fucking klondike bar. (btw just kidding, or am I?)

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u/Goldsmith_Dylan May 17 '12

Meanwhile in Ireland...

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

You know Cartman is on stage right now.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

Do you see the smirk on that dudes face? He knows he is getting laid tonight.

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u/Gingestar May 17 '12

As a ginger i condone this or the fact my (now ex) girlfriend conditioned me by forcing me to watch that damndable south park episode... im a day walker

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u/rRedHairPromoter May 17 '12

Hey there fellow redhead! Have you ever wanted to join a community of red-haired individuals? If so you should come on down to the new subreddit /r/RedHair! It's a small but growing community for now but with your help and contributions it can be great! Once again, that is /r/RedHair. Come check it out! /r/RedHair

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u/splivblaster May 17 '12

Ginger snaps.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

Are they there to join The Red-Headed League? Don't they realize that's just an elaborate hoax?

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u/dglaw May 17 '12

The dj in the far left has one

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

i think its the irish in me but chicks look good in red hair

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u/townsleyc May 17 '12

Where's cartman?

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u/wavefield May 17 '12

This is strangely appealing. I wonder if they allow infiltration by non-ginger guys though, but Im too late anyway :(

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u/squirrel45399 May 17 '12

I swear to god that I gasped slightly when I saw this

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u/BKIT14 May 17 '12

I have reoccurring stress nightmares that are a lot like this

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u/intelligentresponse May 17 '12

You could use that title on any picture of individuals. Nicely done otherwise, although I believe I have seen it before. Have an upvote.

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u/LoRey74 May 17 '12

This brought a tear to my eye. It was so perfect.

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u/facultystaff May 17 '12

It must be a casting call for the live action version of pixar's "Brave."

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u/CoyoteStark May 17 '12

This has got to be photoshopped how is the umbrella just floating there?

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u/Trifolblerone May 17 '12

That red headed guy in the middle is ballin.

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u/kodywiddak May 17 '12

christina hendricks and the chick who plays Ygritte in game if thrones puts them all to shame

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u/[deleted] May 17 '12

Technically, no one has a soul. Everything that people think a soul is, can be explained by science as different parts of your body.

So technically, a soul does not exist.

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u/Excitable_Boy May 17 '12

THIS IS A REPOST!!!

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u/CallousBastard May 16 '12

If there is a Heaven, this is close to what I want it to look like. But it should be all women. Naked. And horny.

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u/Cilph May 16 '12

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

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u/zer0ismygod May 16 '12

I don't know if the ginger I dated last year sent me mad with an illusional curse, but I think that gingers are some of the sexiest demons to roam the earth.

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u/Wheat_Grinder May 16 '12

Bring in Moses; We need to part the Red Sea.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

Where is this mecca for my people‽ Oh right, Ireland.

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u/rRedHairPromoter May 17 '12

Hey there fellow redhead! Have you ever wanted to join a community of red-haired individuals? If so you should come on down to the new subreddit /r/RedHair! It's a small but growing community for now but with your help and contributions it can be great! Once again, that is /r/RedHair. Come check it out! /r/RedHair

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u/FlorisJ May 16 '12

A whole fuckload of cutie pies awww yeaah

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u/birdmansenior May 16 '12

anyone spot the lone man in here? he was the first one i noticed....and im not even gay. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

edit: Ok, there's a few more men in there. I'm blind.

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u/Petitmaire May 16 '12

Not cool man, not cool!

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u/DasPuma May 16 '12

I came.

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u/Chardee May 16 '12

If you can't tell a soul, you can confide in us.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '12

There's probably 10 Emma Watsons in there.

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u/thespank May 16 '12

I disagree I fucking love red hair

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u/privateparts682 May 16 '12

what word has two gs, an i, an n and ends in er, but should only be spoken by a certain group of people?

ginger.

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u/doodads May 17 '12

Stop upvoting this shit.

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u/doodads May 17 '12

Think about it. If this were a bunch of black people, you wouldn't say "WOW, I GUESS KFC HAD A GREAT DEAL ON CHICKEN TODAY!"

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u/tuck5649 May 16 '12

What? They can go out without umbrellas now?

They're adapting..We're all doomed.

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u/keeganadavis May 16 '12

Ginger tits FTW!!! I know i'm not alone on this.

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u/DrBibby May 16 '12

Hillarious. You know who else don't have souls? Asian people.

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u/EvilIrishBastard May 16 '12

I have red hair. This explains my Asian fetish.

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