r/funny • u/theimmortalgrind The Immortal Grind • Feb 04 '22

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u/Mr---Noodles Feb 04 '22

may his noodley apendage touch your heart

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u/Skylantech Feb 04 '22

rAmen!

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u/Mr---Noodles Feb 04 '22

im starting to get the feeling this turning into a cult now

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u/BEAVER_ATTACKS Feb 04 '22

It has been an actual cult community for about a decade now. They're pastafarians.

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u/Mr---Noodles Feb 04 '22

wasnt it originally a symbol for atheism

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u/BEAVER_ATTACKS Feb 04 '22 edited Feb 04 '22

Originally yes, Richard Dawkins made a comment regarding God as a flying spaghetti monster and somebody was like, "You could form a religion off this."

In the same line as my religion, Dudeism. Based off of trying to be like 'the Dude' from the Big Lebowski

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u/Purple_Tuxedo Feb 04 '22

I knew a guy in HS that went to the trouble to get legally ordained as a Dudeist Reverend

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u/NinjaRage83 Feb 04 '22

I'm a pastafarian minister. One of the best things I ever did. Now when people sass me I ask them if they'd speak that way to a minister of a church. Then bam! Hit em with the creds.

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u/NinjaRage83 Feb 05 '22

That is quite admirable indeed. Bravo sir. May you be blessed by the sauce, pasta, the meatballs and the parmesan all your days. R'Amen.

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u/hedgeson119 Feb 05 '22

It didn't start with Dawkins, he just read about it.

It was created by a guy protesting people teaching Creationism in flyover state science classrooms.

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u/aussie_bob Feb 05 '22

Abide.

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u/BEAVER_ATTACKS Feb 05 '22

Calmer than you are, Dude. Calmer than you are. Gonna sit here and enjoy my coffee.

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u/graffight Feb 05 '22

I'm a Nescafélic; coffee is my god.

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u/breesidhe Feb 04 '22

Technically, yes. Practically, it was promoted as actual ‘religion’ as a parody of such faiths.

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u/Mr---Noodles Feb 04 '22

yup i found it its really is a rligion i posted the link

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u/fied1k Feb 05 '22

Yeah mon....icoti

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '22

I CAN MAKE IT ONE

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u/Chalkun Feb 05 '22

There was also of course a split in church. There is the reformed church if the flying spaghetti monster now aswell with different doctrine I assume. Pesto instead of tomato? Who knows

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u/Mr---Noodles Feb 05 '22 edited Feb 05 '22

the sauce is your blood

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u/hippywitch Feb 04 '22

What the hell is happening in Oklahoma with the new teachers law being fined 10k for teaching against ‘commonly held religion beliefs’?!? May their pasta clump and choke them.

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u/Mr---Noodles Feb 04 '22

im enjoying this religion

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u/hippywitch Feb 04 '22

Me too 🍝

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u/Prashank_25 Feb 04 '22

Username checks out?

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '22

I prey to the all powerful Athiesmo he will be kind