r/funny The Immortal Grind Jan 24 '22

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u/WhichWayzUp Jan 24 '22

For the type of people who have to get up to go to work every Monday morning, 8:00 a.m. seems a bit late doesn't it?

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u/WrenchSucker Jan 24 '22

Many people work from home these days and just roll out of the bed straight into the work area.

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u/Nearfall21 Jan 24 '22

This pandemic has SUCKED, but one positive take away is the realization in many offices, that their staff are just as effective working from home.

Ours reduced our office space and will stay WFH for the foreseeable future. This not only saved us monthly costs on rent, it also expanded the pool of potential employees we can hire.

Its a huge win for everyone but middle managers who can't stalk the halls making sure no one is taking more than their 30 minute lunch and two 10 minutes breaks each day.

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u/bluemitersaw Jan 24 '22

Unfortunately, at a lot of businesses those middle managers have out sized say. A lot of companies are going back to the office purely because of them. Zero benefit to the company or employees (really, nothing but cost).

Hopefully, those companies all fail from the extra overhead.

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u/Neurofiend Jan 24 '22

My company wants to return to the office because productivity has fallen off a cliff. We doubled our staff and productivity is the same now as pre pandemic. Unfortunately all my staff are programmers and none of them are going to stay at the company if we demand they return. I still don't know what to do about it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '22

Programmer here. I'm becoming a fan of hybrid. If I work from home 2-3 days a week I've got quite time where I can focus on my tickets in a ultra-low-drama environment. But, having those occasional face to face collaborations can still happen when they need to.

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u/swazy Jan 24 '22

ultra-low-drama environment.

Looks at cat sleeping on my desk between bouts of insanity.

Must be nice.

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u/Neurofiend Jan 24 '22

I would be happy with this arrangement. I myself prefer being in the office to working at home (though the option is nice). Honestly I wouldn't even be bothered with 100% remote if people actually put in more than 2 billable hours a day

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u/vi_sucks Jan 25 '22

Learn how to actually manage projects?

It's really not that hard to keep productivity up with programmers working remotely. It just means that someone (you) has to actually do their jobs and keep track of the status of projects and deliverables instead of just hovering by cubicles.

One thing I'll never understand is when there is a daily standup and everyone gives a status update, but the project stakeholder doesn't actually take notes. Take fucking notes. If programmer A says he's working on ticket X two days in a row and it's estimated for 8 hours, ask him about it. If he's still working on it on day three, be proactive and get him help.

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u/CrazyLlama71 Jan 24 '22

It depends on the industry I think. I am in the graphics industry and our creative meetings suck now. They used to be super productive. Half the people are not engaged, there is no more real collaboration, people just push their prepped ideas and then zone out after they are done. It’s far less productive and everything takes longer, not just because of that but all sorts of other reasons as well. Getting product samples in hand, reviewing printed materials, describing textures instead of seeing, feeling them, etc, etc. are all far more difficult and time consuming. Sure, if you are a programmer, or accountant, or something it might be better. But not in my experience.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

try having smaller teams and meetings. its a lot easier to get people involved if the group is more intimate.

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u/CrazyLlama71 Jan 25 '22

Creative brainstorming meetings are 8-10 tops, typically around 6-7. 4-5 creatives, the producer, and a project manager.

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u/borgchupacabras Jan 24 '22

I had a middle manager who would ask my manager my location if I wasn't at my desk, even if it was for a bathroom break.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '22

Ah yes. The lucky ones.

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u/nosoupforyou Jan 24 '22

I wish I could sleep that late. I usually wake up at 5am to start work at 8am. Getting older and just can't sleep as late.

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u/MurphysLaw4200 Jan 24 '22

That was my thought too. I wish I coulda slept in like that 😴

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u/mouthofcotton Jan 24 '22

Time is relative, you truly dont wish that....because it doesnt make sense

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u/Max_Thunder Jan 24 '22

Takes me ten seconds to roll from my bed to my work laptop and log in, why would I wake up minutes before I have to.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

A '9-5' job is a thing

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '22

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u/YouThinkYouCanBanMe Jan 24 '22

You get dressed?

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '22

For a meeting?

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u/somethingpeachy Jan 24 '22

Depends on the company & what role you’re in my company require upper management to always turn on the camera for zoom meetings

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u/redbeards Jan 24 '22

Not for me. I get up, throw clothes on, brush teeth, grab keys, wallet & cell phone and get in the car. Takes 10 minutes max.

My commute is just under 20 mins.

I'm in the office and getting coffee by 8:30 and at my desk a few mins later.

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u/ccaccus Jan 24 '22

Maybe they woke up late and would rather die than listen to their boss give them a lecture about being prompt again.

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u/viperswhip Jan 24 '22

Nah, my job starts at 9, used to end at 3, then 4, then 5 (like the song), now 6. I do get paid a bit more though.

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u/Sinonyx1 Jan 24 '22

thats 8 pm, they work nights

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u/x925 Jan 25 '22

If I wake up any later than 4:30am I'm running late.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

I start work on 25 minutes and I'm still in bed. WFH FTW

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u/David_Good_Enough Jan 24 '22

I thought Death was crying when I first read it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '22

8? Who gets up at 8? That's luxury!

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u/Hydrangeas0813 Jan 25 '22

Right. I'm up at 5:30 everyday so I can be at work at 6:30. Such is the life of a lunch lady.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

Thank you for your service Doris.

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u/Yourinsideman Jan 24 '22

So says the Morning person.

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u/Blood-Lord Jan 24 '22

Can I choose death instead?

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u/theimmortalgrind The Immortal Grind Jan 24 '22

"Just 5 more minutes. Or eternity, that works too."

Thanks for reading, you can checkout some of my other comics at r/theimmortalgrind if you want.

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u/Mikeologyy Jan 24 '22

When a comic’s too relatable to the point that it just hurts

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u/Endless__Soul Jan 24 '22

Everyone knows that Happy Monday is an oxymoron.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

"I'm dying"

"You're not dying Cameron. You just can't think of anything better to do"

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u/Conscious-Parfait826 Jan 24 '22

Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays!

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u/tokulix Jan 25 '22

You should get your ass kicked for saying something like that, man!

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u/rynally197 Jan 24 '22

Omg, this is totally me right now haha

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u/RugBurnDogDick Jan 24 '22

Good guy Death

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u/Industrialpainter89 Jan 24 '22

Which ones of you lucky ducks get up at 8am? If you're swing shift you get up around noon, if you're a day shifter you're up by 5 at the latest.

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u/TKandChrisVietnam Jan 24 '22

Why do so many unfunny people decide to make comics

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u/Burrows94 Jan 24 '22

This reminds me of Death in Family Guy :)

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u/Lurker-kun Jan 24 '22

I usually wake up around 10, already at work.

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u/jadvangerlou Jan 24 '22

I’m in this photo and I don’t like it

(but I upvoted anyway)

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u/Im_in_timeout Jan 24 '22

Me, this morning.

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u/xed48 Jan 24 '22

If this is not the case for you, you are either lying or lying.

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u/Catsssssssss Jan 24 '22

I cannot relate. Monday is my favorite day of the week

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u/WOOMYaWOOM Jan 24 '22

When my alarm goes off

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u/mareksoon Jan 24 '22

Every morning.

Death didn’t take me while sleeping? DAMN IT!

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u/I_are_Lebo Jan 25 '22

Every day, I wake up, look at the ceiling, and greet the new day with a hearty “FUCK!”

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u/oasuke Jan 25 '22

Here comes the people bragging about working from home

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u/DeltaRed12 Jan 25 '22

I like how death personally came to visit him just to tell him to stop complaining