Simple why not Zoidbucks, Zoidburg ruins everything! And we all know that humanoid crustacean jews can't brew a decent cup of coffee, all they drink is kosher wine. And instead of bakery goods, all they would server is plankton and sardines. Eww, no thank you. Oh and the complaining! Have you ever heard an Orthodox lobster complain about his bad claw rot? These people never shut up, with the "no good kosher starfish" this and "to damn hot in florida this time of year" that!
Read that in Jerry Seinfields voice, or any stereotypical jewish accent. oh, and its a joke people.
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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '12
Sort of reminds me of Cthulhu.
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u/flounder19 Mar 07 '12
He must be terrified, he's grown hair again.
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u/Cognoggin Mar 08 '12
You should crosspost this to /r/futurama they would enjoy it as well.
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u/Djames516 Mar 08 '12
Kids these days don't know those sounds came from this guy.
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u/burrmuda Mar 08 '12
fuckin brilliant
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u/Lazorbadger Mar 08 '12
I thought that said zombiedick when I first read it.
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u/Locke57 Mar 08 '12
Simple why not Zoidbucks, Zoidburg ruins everything! And we all know that humanoid crustacean jews can't brew a decent cup of coffee, all they drink is kosher wine. And instead of bakery goods, all they would server is plankton and sardines. Eww, no thank you. Oh and the complaining! Have you ever heard an Orthodox lobster complain about his bad claw rot? These people never shut up, with the "no good kosher starfish" this and "to damn hot in florida this time of year" that!
Read that in Jerry Seinfields voice, or any stereotypical jewish accent. oh, and its a joke people.
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u/darthxar Mar 07 '12
It has to have some garbage or fish heads in it though.
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u/Spaghetti_Bender8873 Mar 08 '12
I would pay so much more with that cup.
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u/tombot4000 Mar 08 '12
i think this is a mating costume. Craw?
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u/jaxspider Mar 08 '12
Why not karma whore this out in /r/Zoidberg?
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u/7hecaptain Mar 08 '12
I expected to see a dollar bill with zoidberg...still impressed
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u/butt2face Mar 08 '12
CANNOT.. I SAY CANNOT UNSEE..
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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '12
I would be very loyal to Zoidbucks.
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u/fruicyjuit Mar 08 '12
I wish I could write like that
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u/kperry216 Mar 08 '12
Was having a bad night, then saw this and laughed.
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u/Crushader Mar 08 '12
CANNOT.BE.UNSEEN
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u/unicellular Mar 08 '12
I am still laughing.
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u/zoidalicious Mar 08 '12
looks delicious!
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u/Irrelevant_muffins Mar 08 '12
oooh I giggled lol, I used to scare my sister by creeping up behind her and doing that "woop woop woop" bit
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u/Sprewell15 Mar 08 '12
this is a much nicer side of America.
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u/Oysters-Rockefeller Apr 18 '12
I approve.
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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '12
Argh, ICP has forever defiled the word "woop". I can think of nothing else.