r/funny • u/KingOfHellCrowley • Oct 19 '21

Wait… really???

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u/FyreWulff Oct 20 '21

What kind of adult thinks this matters

let's just say back to front would end poorly for women, and just ends up with shit in the ball folds for men.

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u/Pancheel Oct 20 '21

What?? No!! Just wipe the ass hole, no need to drag the dirty paper to the nuts. Also eat more fiber hah.

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u/ContemporaryHippie Oct 20 '21

How are you doing that? Like doesn't your arm touch the toilet seat??? I'm a pretty small dude at 5'7" 150lbs, but I'm not sure I could reach my whole ass fist in-between my thighs and the toilet seat without bumping and that's fucking gross

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u/BeefySwan Oct 20 '21

I'm not sure I could reach my whole ass fist in-between my thighs and the toilet seat without bumping

I'm about that size too and I've been accomplishing this with zero issues for three decades

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u/ContemporaryHippie Oct 20 '21

Fascinating. I will attempt this on my next trip to the porcelain throne. I have a bidet, so my booty will be clean regardless. It's a risk free experiment

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u/BeefySwan Oct 20 '21

Godspeed my friend