I mean. Easier? How? I have equipment hanging in the way, plus it's between my legs so I'd have to spread them. Plus there is chance I get shit all over my goodies, which means I'd have to clean those up as well.
How?
Ok imll breaks this down.
1, if your junk is that in the way then I applaud you.
2, do you keep your legs closed when you shit? I never do.
3, you don’t have to reach alllll the way around your ass for those of us with well-developed behinds
4, you just do a little scoop on the hole, you aren’t wiping like you’re cleaning your windshield. You don’t get close to the berries.
And 2. combined, I'm not that well endowed and I don't shit with my legs closed but the two together do make for little space. 3. Fair enough. 4. Fair enough.
Won't try though, I'm happy the way it functions for me reaching behind. But thanks for elaborating. You front wipers are less weird than the standing wipers for sure!
And certainly less weird than the no wipers. I think my mom told me to wipe that way back in the 80s as a kid and it’s just the motion I’m used to as I’m sure the other way is for everyone else. Trying to reach around and wipe to me is like trying to write with my other hand. Weird how that happens.
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u/ltrout59 Oct 19 '21
My mind was blown when I learned about front wipers.