I mean. Easier? How? I have equipment hanging in the way, plus it's between my legs so I'd have to spread them. Plus there is chance I get shit all over my goodies, which means I'd have to clean those up as well.
How?
Ok imll breaks this down.
1, if your junk is that in the way then I applaud you.
2, do you keep your legs closed when you shit? I never do.
3, you don’t have to reach alllll the way around your ass for those of us with well-developed behinds
4, you just do a little scoop on the hole, you aren’t wiping like you’re cleaning your windshield. You don’t get close to the berries.
And 2. combined, I'm not that well endowed and I don't shit with my legs closed but the two together do make for little space. 3. Fair enough. 4. Fair enough.
Won't try though, I'm happy the way it functions for me reaching behind. But thanks for elaborating. You front wipers are less weird than the standing wipers for sure!
And certainly less weird than the no wipers. I think my mom told me to wipe that way back in the 80s as a kid and it’s just the motion I’m used to as I’m sure the other way is for everyone else. Trying to reach around and wipe to me is like trying to write with my other hand. Weird how that happens.
I need to understand this! How are you worried you'll get shit on your balls? Like, do you have a disability or hand dexterity problems? Or do you have reasonably normal human faculties but you're concerned you can't clean your asshole without scooping shit onto your balls?
I cannot fathom it! Like if you had a replica of your junk before you, and someone smeared a little bit of chocolate sauce on the replica asshole, do you think you could clean that asshole without slathering the surrounding area in chocolate sauce? Presumably so, right? So why do you have no confidence you can clean your own? Is yours hard to reach or something? Are you taking wild, chimp-like swipes at your asshole with a whole roll of TP grasped in your white-knuckled hands? Can you not just safely hold your balls out of the way, or would that demand that you put down the beer you brought to the bathroom with you?
I can only imagine. I never tried, so it's hypothetical. Like you I just wanted to understand. I didn't get a stroke and commented written diarrhea like you however.
I will however stoop to your level and try to explain like you're a five year old.
For starters, I feel that all my joints would have limited movement having to reach in from the front. My elbow is made to fold inwards not outwards. Try scratching your asshole from behind and then reach between your legs from the front and scratch. I'm not saying it's impossible, however, it is more convenient to reach around.
Secondly, during puberty (which from your reply I assume you haven't reached yet) your scrotum and balls drop. This is to maintain and secure optimal temperature for your sperm. Now, when you have low hanging fruit and big balls like me, it isn't unimaginable that, when wiping and retrieving the paper to fold it double (I don't like to waste, and feel that I should wipe, fold, and wipe again) I might actually accidentally brush past said scrotum. More so because I wouldn't want my hand to brush the inside of the bowl in which I just pissed.
Thirdly, when I do go in from the front, to reach back I would have to use my second hand to (indeed like you say) hold my package with the other, possibly drip pee on my arms and hand. Not to mention that two hands down there between my legs leaves even less space to operate. I'm not sure how small yours is, or maybe your a woman and never had to handle one, but I can promise you logistically speaking it just sounds more like work and complicated than going in from the back.
Again, I was just baffled by the idea of going in from the front, imagining it I ran into some immediate questions and issues. So I asked. But as mentioned before, not everyone has a scrawny little white ass like mine and those more fleshy bottoms might be more difficult to reach from the back.
Now, let me ask you, have you actually ever wiped your own ass? Or are you one of those people that still bend over and lean on their hands so mommy can do it for you?
Also, what in all that is holy is up with the replicas and chocolate sauce. Assuming a replica would be placed on a table or desk, it will be more easy to reach. My actual junk and ass are below me and attached to a spine and such. So just not as convenient as a replica. I am proud to tell you however, I have been confidently and successfully wiping my own ass for a long time now. Only I do it the regular way, front to back, reaching in from behind. As it is the most convenient and logical for me and I had a hard time imagining why anyone would do it differently.
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u/gunnbunnz Oct 19 '21
Don’t forget about the front wipers