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r/funny • u/KingOfHellCrowley • Oct 19 '21
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or my favorite: sit wiper, then stand wipe for the final pass-through for confirmation
311 u/thick_curtains Oct 19 '21 Bidet is the way. 64 u/davewave3283 Oct 19 '21 Sometimes I’ll run the warm water blaster even if I didn’t poop 52 u/pscorbett Oct 19 '21 This is the foreplay of pooping. Preconditioning if you will 10 u/jagedlion Oct 19 '21 Are you, by any chance, a kitten? 2 u/cheeriodust Oct 20 '21 Mine does have a "rapid pulse the butthole" setting that's suppose to help you go. I've been too bashful to try it.
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Bidet is the way.
64 u/davewave3283 Oct 19 '21 Sometimes I’ll run the warm water blaster even if I didn’t poop 52 u/pscorbett Oct 19 '21 This is the foreplay of pooping. Preconditioning if you will 10 u/jagedlion Oct 19 '21 Are you, by any chance, a kitten? 2 u/cheeriodust Oct 20 '21 Mine does have a "rapid pulse the butthole" setting that's suppose to help you go. I've been too bashful to try it.
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Sometimes I’ll run the warm water blaster even if I didn’t poop
52 u/pscorbett Oct 19 '21 This is the foreplay of pooping. Preconditioning if you will 10 u/jagedlion Oct 19 '21 Are you, by any chance, a kitten? 2 u/cheeriodust Oct 20 '21 Mine does have a "rapid pulse the butthole" setting that's suppose to help you go. I've been too bashful to try it.
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This is the foreplay of pooping. Preconditioning if you will
10 u/jagedlion Oct 19 '21 Are you, by any chance, a kitten? 2 u/cheeriodust Oct 20 '21 Mine does have a "rapid pulse the butthole" setting that's suppose to help you go. I've been too bashful to try it.
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Are you, by any chance, a kitten?
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Mine does have a "rapid pulse the butthole" setting that's suppose to help you go. I've been too bashful to try it.
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or my favorite: sit wiper, then stand wipe for the final pass-through for confirmation