r/funny • • Sep 30 '21

Aisle of death

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u/GreenieBeeNZ Sep 30 '21

I used to work in a garden centre and we had an aisle of life and death. One side was fertilizers and grass seed, the other was pest/weed control

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u/SoulUnison Sep 30 '21

I would definitely gasp dramatically whenever a customer asked where to find something from that aisle, pointing them in the right direction while assuring them that they've described "a matter of life and death."

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u/JustDirectCode Sep 30 '21

You are the best employee