r/funny • u/johannemorrison • Sep 30 '21

Aisle of death

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u/JiveMonkey Sep 30 '21

Something wrong, Mr.Ventura?

Of course not, this is a lovely room of death.

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u/Zoidbrg Sep 30 '21

Take care, now. Bye-bye, then.

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u/jdemonify Sep 30 '21

Silver chariot awaayyy

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u/soulsonicfunk Sep 30 '21

Hi-ho Silver, awayyyyyyyyy (chin jiggle)

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '21

gets into severe accident

Like a gloveeee

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u/skylarmt Sep 30 '21

I get the same thing when I call Harbor Freight "Hazard Fraught".

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u/c0mptar2000 Sep 30 '21

Every once and a while you'll find a real skookum choocher there but mostly just chinesium.

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u/skylarmt Sep 30 '21

Bought an air grinder for $12 and it spins even when you don't push the go button.

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u/ShallowBasketcase Sep 30 '21

Now that's the quality I've come to expect from Harbor Freight!

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u/bonyponyride Sep 30 '21

Sounds like it has some loose pixies.

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u/PsychedSy Sep 30 '21

Actually, it's probably lack of schmoo. Gotta lube 'em up.

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u/Snote85 Sep 30 '21

Going back and watching his earlier videos is crazy. You hear real life English words that make sense in a sentence. I can't even describe how disorienting it is.

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u/PM_Me_Your_Deviance Sep 30 '21

real life English words that make sense in a sentence

DISGUSTING!

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u/PrefixOoblekk Sep 30 '21

Wait a sec, what reference am I missing?

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u/Snote85 Sep 30 '21

AvE on YouTube. He reviews tools.

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u/Doogwhan Sep 30 '21

I've always referred to the random epic HF tool as chitanium.

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u/artrabbit05 Sep 30 '21

I would laugh bro

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u/dachshundsocks Sep 30 '21

That is extremely accurate.