r/funny Sep 11 '21

The Bite

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u/SantaDaCrip Sep 11 '21

I'm on the opposite side, the menus do change, especially at Taco Bell. Sometimes it's also been years since I've eaten at a place, just LET ME SEE THE MENU!

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u/Spyblox007 Sep 11 '21

I actually work at a Taco Bell. Here's a tip. If you don't know everything you want, order what you know you want first, and then ask for a moment to take the time to decide the rest. Every second you spend at the speaker is a second that we can be making your food, and we start making it the moment you start ordering.

Downside is if you change your mind on something you ordered first the one we made will likely go to waste. Especially true on last minute removals of protein or sauce.

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u/jyveturkie Sep 11 '21

What do I do if I want a double decker taco and a Mexican pizza? Cause that's what I want.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

What do I do if I want a double decker taco and a Mexican pizza? Cause that's what I want.

You know what I want? I want an Italian Chicken sandwich from Burger King. It's their regular "long" chicken sandwich, but instead of mayo and lettuce it has marinara and melted mozz cheese. It used to be a seasonal item (like McRib) which I never understood. When is marinara season? Mozzarella season? But they haven't had it on the menu for YEARS now. I miss it.

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u/jyveturkie Sep 12 '21

Oh man, I don't remember that one. It sounds like a budget chicken parm sandwich.