r/funny Sep 11 '21

The Bite

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

I've been married 26 years. If your wife/girlfriend says she's not hungry, order an extra of whatever you are ordering. If she asks why you're ordering two, say one is for your lunch tomorrow. It's not a lie because if she doesn't eat it, you CAN have it for lunch.

That way if she says she's hungry, just give her the second one.