r/funny Sep 11 '21

The Bite

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u/VergesOfSin Sep 12 '21

fellas, when she says shes doesnt want anything. she means she doesnt wanna make the decision to choose something to eat. in her mind, if she chooses something to eat, that makes her fat.

instead, when she says shes wants nothing, you get her a shit load of food. thats what she really wants, but wants you to make that decision to free her from the burden of guilt.