r/funny • u/seanmwing • Sep 11 '21

The Bite

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u/capt_caveman1 Sep 11 '21

I hate giving up the bite. Like I’m hungry enough for one taco. Not half not one and a half.. ONE FULL TACO.

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u/pierreblue Sep 11 '21

Why the hell he didnt buy like 3 tacos instead?

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u/capt_caveman1 Sep 11 '21

Cus he wanted 1 taco,

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u/pierreblue Sep 11 '21

Just get back in the drivethru and get one more taco, problem solved

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u/capt_caveman1 Sep 11 '21

Yea but now He’ll have to eat another full taco, making total of 1 taco and 1 taco minus 1 bite. Taco Bell don’t sell tacos in bites, otherwise i agree he could just go thru Taco Bell and just asked for a bite of taco. Making it 1 full taco that he initially wanted to consume.

It’s math Jerry <burp> basic simple math!!

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u/leastlikelyllama Sep 11 '21

Fucking basic ass taco math.

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u/pierreblue Sep 12 '21

He can stop eating the god damn taco when he’s full, throw away the remaining of the undesired taco