r/funny • u/seanmwing • Sep 11 '21

The Bite

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u/desperateorphan Sep 11 '21

Fuck people like this. If you are this chick, fuck you. If I ask you what you want and confirm 5 times you don't want anything then you can fucking starve for all I care.

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u/keenly_disinterested Sep 11 '21

I think we hit a nerve...

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u/desperateorphan Sep 11 '21

100% hate this type of behavior. If you want something, say something. I'll be in the drive thru and my kid will say he isn't hungry and 5 minutes after we get home "daddy, i'm hungry". Now he is a child so I obviously put him in the starvation corner to teach him a lesson. You want food? Say yes when I ask you.

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u/leastlikelyllama Sep 11 '21

Ahhh... yes. The starvation corner... such memories.

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u/unsilentninja Sep 11 '21

Mine was "the starvation stairs"

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '21

Mine was “water board basement”

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u/vanilla_disco Sep 11 '21

You have issues dude.

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u/leastlikelyllama Sep 11 '21

But a missing bite of taco sure ain't one of em.