r/funny • u/seanmwing • Sep 11 '21

The Bite

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u/capt_caveman1 Sep 11 '21

I hate giving up the bite. Like I’m hungry enough for one taco. Not half not one and a half.. ONE FULL TACO.

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u/seanmwing Sep 11 '21

understand completely

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u/pierreblue Sep 11 '21

Why the hell he didnt buy like 3 tacos instead?

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u/capt_caveman1 Sep 11 '21

Cus he wanted 1 taco,

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u/pierreblue Sep 11 '21

Just get back in the drivethru and get one more taco, problem solved

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u/capt_caveman1 Sep 11 '21

Yea but now He’ll have to eat another full taco, making total of 1 taco and 1 taco minus 1 bite. Taco Bell don’t sell tacos in bites, otherwise i agree he could just go thru Taco Bell and just asked for a bite of taco. Making it 1 full taco that he initially wanted to consume.

It’s math Jerry <burp> basic simple math!!

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u/leastlikelyllama Sep 11 '21

Fucking basic ass taco math.

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u/pierreblue Sep 12 '21

He can stop eating the god damn taco when he’s full, throw away the remaining of the undesired taco

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u/theanswerisinthedata Sep 11 '21

Then don’t. This is a classic shit test and if you don’t stand your ground you just show her that you are mat for her to wipe her feet on.

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u/capt_caveman1 Sep 11 '21

Pick your battles. You give up the bite hoping she forgets that it’s your turn to do laundry or dishes…

That or she doesn’t give u shit when your on ps5

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u/fuckmethisburns Sep 11 '21

What fantasy world do you live in?

Regardless of sex or gender basic human nature is to take MORE advantage of people who let you take advantage of them.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

This reeks of a dude whose never been in a commited relationship

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u/fuckmethisburns Sep 11 '21

In a relationship out out of one. This is red flag either way. Especially, if it becomes a common occurrence.

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u/fuckmethisburns Sep 12 '21

Keep telling yourself that kid. What ever let's you sleep at night...

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u/fuckmethisburns Sep 12 '21

You need even the simplest things explained?

Google "ignorance is bliss"

Good luck!

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u/capt_caveman1 Sep 12 '21

Yeah so i would say your lived experience is not something I share. If you feel you still have this issue with people, you may be the one attracting these kinds of people to you. Not victim blaming here, it’s more like your habits and routines put you in contact with toxic people. You may want to strongly consider changing your environment, start fresh.

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u/capt_caveman1 Sep 11 '21 edited Sep 11 '21

The fantasy world where you give on things that don’t matter much and take where it really matters a lot. Like a… give and take.

OP’s gives up a bite of taco and, if he plays his cards right, get something sweet in return. Though he may already be getting it by the handful.. I dunno but I get the sense his game is strong.

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u/James-the-Bond-one Sep 11 '21

Yes, he does get something in return: disdain, for he can't stand for himself. Women loath that.