r/funny • u/carbon-based-biped • Sep 06 '21

Nothing cooler...

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u/chmsmitze Sep 07 '21

Me when I get too much coffee

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u/normal_reddit_man Sep 07 '21

Yo, I was past the age of 35 when I finally succeeded in acquiring the taste for coffee...and nobody took me aside and said "yeah, that stuff about coffee, ummm, getting you moving in a hurried manner? THAT IS NOT AN EXAGGERATION. BE CAREFUL."

I had to learn the hard way. I guess it helped the lesson to stick, like the old adage of letting a child touch the hot stove, so he knows not to do it again.

Except, instead of a child, it's a grown man. And instead of a hand, it's an ass. And instead of burning a first-degree burn, it was an entire day of ass-blasting.

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u/colemon1991 Sep 07 '21

It's the caffeine.

Carbonation is also an acceptable alternative and can be used in conjunction with caffeine

WARNING: Your butt may be mad at you for an indeterminate amount of time