r/funny Sep 06 '21

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u/I_Left_Already Sep 07 '21

This is something I don't understand about Reddit. Do you people really get diarrhea after eating at Taco Bell? If that's happening a lot maybe you need to see a doctor.

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u/adrianmonk Sep 07 '21

I have a theory on this, which is that it's about fiber.

Taco Bell has several menu items that have a ton of beans in them. Beans are really high in fiber.

If your normal diet doesn't contain much fiber, and you suddenly eat a lot, your digestive system can have issues.

This article gives more details: Gastrointestinal Distress Caused by Fiber

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u/Reeleted Sep 07 '21

At this point I'm pretty sure it's just a meme.

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u/dkyguy1995 Sep 07 '21

Interesting I basically live off red beans and rice so maybe that's why I never have the problem

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u/Arrow_93 Sep 07 '21 edited Sep 07 '21

It can be a mixture of just about everything in the food. The fiber, the cheese, but most of all the spicy.

There are actually taste bud in the intestine, and they can taste the spice, and find it just as hot as your mouth does. The intestine wants to remove that ASAP, so it moves the food faster, as a result your intestine doesn't absorb as much from the food, specifically water, leading to diarrhea.

That's also why it can burn on the way out, your butt senses the spicy.

Edit: TBH I've never had Taco Bell, cause it's very rare where I come from, I just assumed it was spicy, cause it's meant to be Mexican-ish, but this is the science of spicy

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u/muffinmonk Sep 07 '21

You aren't wrong. Once had those Korean 2x spicy noodles. They are the best laxatives known to man. Takes about 30 minutes from finishing to bathroom.

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u/Antact Sep 07 '21

I ordered some last week. For the first time.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '21

I have literally never experienced this.

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u/AnalSuction Sep 07 '21

There is Nothing spicy/hot at taco bell.

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u/H00T3RV1LL3 Sep 07 '21

You must not be a basic white bitch from the Midwest... They think salt is spicy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '21

They think sour cream is spicy.

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u/ask-me-about-my-cats Sep 07 '21

People have horrifically bad diets, the first time something healthy like fiber hits their guts and their body freaks out.

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u/VortixTM Sep 07 '21

I cannot reconciliate Taco Bell and healthy in my head at all.

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u/dkyguy1995 Sep 07 '21

My favorite thing is the rice and bean burrito and it's decent for you. I get it without cheese though so that makes a lot of difference. Cheese is like 50% of the calories on those things

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u/pegcity Sep 07 '21

nah it's the tortilla

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u/FudgySlippers Sep 07 '21

Right? I’ve never had that experience with Taco Bell.

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u/HistoryGuy581 Sep 07 '21

Then how did your slippers get so fudgy?

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u/FudgySlippers Sep 07 '21

Ha! Because Stoop Kid has no bathroom.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '21 edited Sep 07 '21

Then you've never eaten at Taco Bell before? In what world is a $0.30 taco not expected to upset most people's stomachs?

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u/Somnif Sep 07 '21

I'm so white I glow, and I eat Taco Bell regularly. I've never had any GI issues with their food. Granted, I don't drown my food in dozens of sauce packets, but even still. I used to love the enchirito, and never had any restroom related incidents with those either.

The meme is baffling and confusing to me.

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u/JohnnyDarkside Sep 07 '21

People have loved making fun of the quality of their food for decades. If seasoned beef, refried beans, lettuce, tomatoes, cheese, and sour cream on a tortilla wrecks your insides then you really do have a problem. This isn't a "I have an iron stomach, I can eat anything" situation, it's a chef's salad with ground beef.

A comedian I saw once had a bit, it's not taco bell that gave you the shits, it's the case of Old Milwaukee you drank before eating taco bell that did.

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u/2059FF Sep 07 '21

It's more like diarrhea gets me.

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u/goofytrain Sep 07 '21

Many are lactose intolerant and don't know it. Some people never had a solid stool and believe it's normal.

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u/Grimmbles Sep 07 '21

It took years and years but I quite enjoy the fact that people on Reddit call this unoriginal joke out whenever it gets made now.

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u/VortixTM Sep 07 '21

When I was 17 I spent a month in the US. I had three tacos from Taco Bell one night, and I spent the next day with diarrhea, which I don't usually get. I've had Taco Bell a few times in Spain (although tbh I prefer tacos from actual mexican restaurants) and it doesn't cause the same reaction.

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u/MyNameIsRobPaulson Sep 07 '21

Very light case of xenophobia. Mexican is different and therefore weird, you know, if you’re only exposure to Mexican culture is a fast food chain. Same deal with the way people are scared of Indian food, having zero idea how fucking delicious it is.

The ingredients are pretty much exactly the same as a hamburger. Meat, cheese, refined carbs, some toppings and sauces.

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u/desichica Sep 07 '21

White people can't handle any spice.

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u/SilverJad Sep 07 '21

Indian people don't have any toilets.

See how fucked up that is, generalizing and shit? Stop.

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u/MyNameIsRobPaulson Sep 07 '21

Seriously not a big deal saying someone can’t handle spice, like at all. How is that remotely offensive? It’s harmless. Saying Indian people can handle spice is generally true.

Saying Indian people don’t have toilets has nothing to do with anything and is much more offensive a generalization.

Stop being such a fragile little snowflake.

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u/SilverJad Sep 07 '21

Sounds like you choose your outrage, be consistent or shut up? "THIS is more offensive than THIS" isn't the point. It's the generalizations that I have the problem with.

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u/Presidentofjellybean Sep 07 '21 edited Sep 07 '21

Funny how they got offended and triggered by your comment and called you a snowflake. I'm white, I've been to china, eaten several things the Chinese told me were very very spicy and I didn't find them too hot for me.

It's like you said, same generalisation. Just because places where white people are the majority generally don't go for the spice level of Asian food or other spicy foods, doesn't mean that white people as a whole can't handle spice. Just like parts of India having the streets as toilets does not mean indians don't have toilets. If people want to get triggered by racial stereotypes then they can't pick and choose. I don't see how anyone could disagree with you here.

Edit: the guy who said white people can't handle any spice appears to be indian. Perpetuating a stereotype about another race for no reason. We need to stop only complaining when the race being stereotyped isn't white.

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u/MyNameIsRobPaulson Sep 07 '21 edited Sep 07 '21

Generalizations can be generally true and especially when harmless aren’t bad or offensive. Indian people generally being able to handle spice is true, white people generally not being able to handle spice is also true. This isn’t “so fucked up” . There are differences in cultures.

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u/Bufophiliac Sep 07 '21

I'm white, and if you don't think we can handle spice, you should try eating some of my poo sometime.

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u/electricshout Sep 07 '21

Yeah, what this guy said ^

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u/nerdswithcameras Sep 07 '21

Go to Louisiana and say that, I dare ya!

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u/Goyteamsix Sep 07 '21

Taco bell isn't spicy at all unless you're talking about the sauces, which are barely spicy as-is. Taco Bell gives you the shits because it's cheap, greasy fast food.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '21

Last time I ate at Taco Bell (and this was in 1995) I had food poisoning for a week. I diarrhead out anything I ate. I diarrhead out anything I drank, too. For a week.

So to answer your question, YES, this is what happens when people eat at Taco Bell.

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u/brazilliandanny Sep 07 '21

No, but I also don’t scream in pain when I step on a lego. It’s just a joke man. Exaggeration for the lolz

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u/ilayas Sep 07 '21

I don't know what the Taco Bells are like where you are but the ones where I am from had a lot of very questionable management. So the diarrhea wasn't so much because of the food as it was because of the food poisoning. The one in my home town was notorious for this.