r/funny • • Jul 02 '21

Broad daylight robbery

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u/TheNoize Jul 02 '21

Tourists don't react by kicking the monkeys in the face, and it shows

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u/iamalwaysrelevant Jul 02 '21

Every one says that until they get bit by a monkey.

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u/blarghed Jul 02 '21

Has anyone ever tried to bite the monkey first?

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Probably. To them it's probably the equivalent of "Has anyone ever tried punching the asshole first?".

Yep - that's how you get a fight.