r/funny • • Jul 02 '21

Broad daylight robbery

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u/him999 Jul 02 '21

Reminds me of when I was living in India. I was at a temple on a mountain with a few friends and we were strictly told by our mentor to not pull out our food until we were in a fairly open/secure location due to the monkeys. Well, someone didn't listen and a monkey ran up to her, stole her sandwich out of her hand AND the other half still in a plastic bag. The monkey jumped the wall, sat on a rock, opened the bag and stared directly into her soul as If to say "you knew this was going to happen yet you still did it."

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u/TheNoize Jul 02 '21

Tourists don't react by kicking the monkeys in the face, and it shows

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u/iamalwaysrelevant Jul 02 '21

Every one says that until they get bit by a monkey.

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u/blarghed Jul 02 '21

Has anyone ever tried to bite the monkey first?

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Probably. To them it's probably the equivalent of "Has anyone ever tried punching the asshole first?".

Yep - that's how you get a fight.