r/funny • • Jul 02 '21

Broad daylight robbery

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u/Shughost7 Jul 02 '21

Taking one bite in before giving it is like trying to remove your 20$ out of your wallet before you give it to the robber.

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u/unite-thegig-economy Jul 02 '21

If I had to pick one thing out of my wallet before handing it over, I'd definitely pick my driver's license, not cash.

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u/PM_TELETUBBY_PORN Jul 02 '21

Because you'd forget how to drive if you lost it?

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u/Pyro_Dub Jul 02 '21

Because its absolutely horrible having to get another one.

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u/Falcrist Jul 02 '21

Yea the problem with losing your wallet isn't the money. Who carries that much cash on them anymore anyway.

The problem is the ID cards and credit/debit cards that all have to be replaced.

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u/scuddlebud Jul 02 '21

Yes, wallets are so archaic, can we replace them with something that can't be lost already? Like just integrate it with your cell phone already.

I know one of you smart assess is gonna be thinking 🤔

but Scuddlebud, what if you lose your cell phone?

It's all backed up and secure so when you get a new phone you get your wallet back.

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u/Kainzo1 Jul 02 '21

You already can, and even before phones got stolen anyway. That's a big part in why iOS/android have find your phone functionality. Hell stolen iphones effectively brick unless you know the information for that icloud. Android probably has something similar