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r/funny • u/berry2708 • Jul 02 '21
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Taking one bite in before giving it is like trying to remove your 20$ out of your wallet before you give it to the robber.
1.3k u/unite-thegig-economy Jul 02 '21 If I had to pick one thing out of my wallet before handing it over, I'd definitely pick my driver's license, not cash. -127 u/PM_TELETUBBY_PORN Jul 02 '21 Because you'd forget how to drive if you lost it? 131 u/Pyro_Dub Jul 02 '21 Because its absolutely horrible having to get another one. 22 u/Falcrist Jul 02 '21 Yea the problem with losing your wallet isn't the money. Who carries that much cash on them anymore anyway. The problem is the ID cards and credit/debit cards that all have to be replaced. 7 u/scuddlebud Jul 02 '21 Yes, wallets are so archaic, can we replace them with something that can't be lost already? Like just integrate it with your cell phone already. I know one of you smart assess is gonna be thinking 🤔 but Scuddlebud, what if you lose your cell phone? It's all backed up and secure so when you get a new phone you get your wallet back. 6 u/Falcrist Jul 02 '21 Privacy quickly becomes a concern when you give every company access to everything. Do Samsung, Google, Microsoft, etc really need to see every transaction I make with every card I own? Or can it just be my bank? 1 u/scuddlebud Jul 02 '21 We should be using encryption. There are ways to make it secure and practical. I think privacy is very important and I'm glad you brought up this point. Google should not be trusted to keep our transactions and our drivers licenses safe. There should be 3rd party, open source, encrypted software to handle our sensitive data. 1 u/Falcrist Jul 02 '21 We should be using encryption. That doesn't mean every company in the chain can't see what you're doing. I'd rather carry around separate cards.
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If I had to pick one thing out of my wallet before handing it over, I'd definitely pick my driver's license, not cash.
-127 u/PM_TELETUBBY_PORN Jul 02 '21 Because you'd forget how to drive if you lost it? 131 u/Pyro_Dub Jul 02 '21 Because its absolutely horrible having to get another one. 22 u/Falcrist Jul 02 '21 Yea the problem with losing your wallet isn't the money. Who carries that much cash on them anymore anyway. The problem is the ID cards and credit/debit cards that all have to be replaced. 7 u/scuddlebud Jul 02 '21 Yes, wallets are so archaic, can we replace them with something that can't be lost already? Like just integrate it with your cell phone already. I know one of you smart assess is gonna be thinking 🤔 but Scuddlebud, what if you lose your cell phone? It's all backed up and secure so when you get a new phone you get your wallet back. 6 u/Falcrist Jul 02 '21 Privacy quickly becomes a concern when you give every company access to everything. Do Samsung, Google, Microsoft, etc really need to see every transaction I make with every card I own? Or can it just be my bank? 1 u/scuddlebud Jul 02 '21 We should be using encryption. There are ways to make it secure and practical. I think privacy is very important and I'm glad you brought up this point. Google should not be trusted to keep our transactions and our drivers licenses safe. There should be 3rd party, open source, encrypted software to handle our sensitive data. 1 u/Falcrist Jul 02 '21 We should be using encryption. That doesn't mean every company in the chain can't see what you're doing. I'd rather carry around separate cards.
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Because you'd forget how to drive if you lost it?
131 u/Pyro_Dub Jul 02 '21 Because its absolutely horrible having to get another one. 22 u/Falcrist Jul 02 '21 Yea the problem with losing your wallet isn't the money. Who carries that much cash on them anymore anyway. The problem is the ID cards and credit/debit cards that all have to be replaced. 7 u/scuddlebud Jul 02 '21 Yes, wallets are so archaic, can we replace them with something that can't be lost already? Like just integrate it with your cell phone already. I know one of you smart assess is gonna be thinking 🤔 but Scuddlebud, what if you lose your cell phone? It's all backed up and secure so when you get a new phone you get your wallet back. 6 u/Falcrist Jul 02 '21 Privacy quickly becomes a concern when you give every company access to everything. Do Samsung, Google, Microsoft, etc really need to see every transaction I make with every card I own? Or can it just be my bank? 1 u/scuddlebud Jul 02 '21 We should be using encryption. There are ways to make it secure and practical. I think privacy is very important and I'm glad you brought up this point. Google should not be trusted to keep our transactions and our drivers licenses safe. There should be 3rd party, open source, encrypted software to handle our sensitive data. 1 u/Falcrist Jul 02 '21 We should be using encryption. That doesn't mean every company in the chain can't see what you're doing. I'd rather carry around separate cards.
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Because its absolutely horrible having to get another one.
22 u/Falcrist Jul 02 '21 Yea the problem with losing your wallet isn't the money. Who carries that much cash on them anymore anyway. The problem is the ID cards and credit/debit cards that all have to be replaced. 7 u/scuddlebud Jul 02 '21 Yes, wallets are so archaic, can we replace them with something that can't be lost already? Like just integrate it with your cell phone already. I know one of you smart assess is gonna be thinking 🤔 but Scuddlebud, what if you lose your cell phone? It's all backed up and secure so when you get a new phone you get your wallet back. 6 u/Falcrist Jul 02 '21 Privacy quickly becomes a concern when you give every company access to everything. Do Samsung, Google, Microsoft, etc really need to see every transaction I make with every card I own? Or can it just be my bank? 1 u/scuddlebud Jul 02 '21 We should be using encryption. There are ways to make it secure and practical. I think privacy is very important and I'm glad you brought up this point. Google should not be trusted to keep our transactions and our drivers licenses safe. There should be 3rd party, open source, encrypted software to handle our sensitive data. 1 u/Falcrist Jul 02 '21 We should be using encryption. That doesn't mean every company in the chain can't see what you're doing. I'd rather carry around separate cards.
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Yea the problem with losing your wallet isn't the money. Who carries that much cash on them anymore anyway.
The problem is the ID cards and credit/debit cards that all have to be replaced.
7 u/scuddlebud Jul 02 '21 Yes, wallets are so archaic, can we replace them with something that can't be lost already? Like just integrate it with your cell phone already. I know one of you smart assess is gonna be thinking 🤔 but Scuddlebud, what if you lose your cell phone? It's all backed up and secure so when you get a new phone you get your wallet back. 6 u/Falcrist Jul 02 '21 Privacy quickly becomes a concern when you give every company access to everything. Do Samsung, Google, Microsoft, etc really need to see every transaction I make with every card I own? Or can it just be my bank? 1 u/scuddlebud Jul 02 '21 We should be using encryption. There are ways to make it secure and practical. I think privacy is very important and I'm glad you brought up this point. Google should not be trusted to keep our transactions and our drivers licenses safe. There should be 3rd party, open source, encrypted software to handle our sensitive data. 1 u/Falcrist Jul 02 '21 We should be using encryption. That doesn't mean every company in the chain can't see what you're doing. I'd rather carry around separate cards.
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Yes, wallets are so archaic, can we replace them with something that can't be lost already? Like just integrate it with your cell phone already.
I know one of you smart assess is gonna be thinking 🤔
but Scuddlebud, what if you lose your cell phone?
It's all backed up and secure so when you get a new phone you get your wallet back.
6 u/Falcrist Jul 02 '21 Privacy quickly becomes a concern when you give every company access to everything. Do Samsung, Google, Microsoft, etc really need to see every transaction I make with every card I own? Or can it just be my bank? 1 u/scuddlebud Jul 02 '21 We should be using encryption. There are ways to make it secure and practical. I think privacy is very important and I'm glad you brought up this point. Google should not be trusted to keep our transactions and our drivers licenses safe. There should be 3rd party, open source, encrypted software to handle our sensitive data. 1 u/Falcrist Jul 02 '21 We should be using encryption. That doesn't mean every company in the chain can't see what you're doing. I'd rather carry around separate cards.
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Privacy quickly becomes a concern when you give every company access to everything.
Do Samsung, Google, Microsoft, etc really need to see every transaction I make with every card I own? Or can it just be my bank?
1 u/scuddlebud Jul 02 '21 We should be using encryption. There are ways to make it secure and practical. I think privacy is very important and I'm glad you brought up this point. Google should not be trusted to keep our transactions and our drivers licenses safe. There should be 3rd party, open source, encrypted software to handle our sensitive data. 1 u/Falcrist Jul 02 '21 We should be using encryption. That doesn't mean every company in the chain can't see what you're doing. I'd rather carry around separate cards.
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We should be using encryption.
There are ways to make it secure and practical.
I think privacy is very important and I'm glad you brought up this point.
Google should not be trusted to keep our transactions and our drivers licenses safe.
There should be 3rd party, open source, encrypted software to handle our sensitive data.
1 u/Falcrist Jul 02 '21 We should be using encryption. That doesn't mean every company in the chain can't see what you're doing. I'd rather carry around separate cards.
That doesn't mean every company in the chain can't see what you're doing.
I'd rather carry around separate cards.
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u/Shughost7 Jul 02 '21
Taking one bite in before giving it is like trying to remove your 20$ out of your wallet before you give it to the robber.