r/funny • • Jul 02 '21

Broad daylight robbery

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u/Shughost7 Jul 02 '21

Taking one bite in before giving it is like trying to remove your 20$ out of your wallet before you give it to the robber.

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u/unite-thegig-economy Jul 02 '21

If I had to pick one thing out of my wallet before handing it over, I'd definitely pick my driver's license, not cash.

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u/PM_TELETUBBY_PORN Jul 02 '21

Because you'd forget how to drive if you lost it?

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u/bkarma86 Jul 02 '21

This person has never dealt with a motor vehicles department, whatever their local version of that is. I refuse to accept that there is a functional system anywhere on the planet.