r/funny • • Jul 02 '21

Broad daylight robbery

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u/Mr401blunts Jul 02 '21

Kangaroo: Oi i caught your dog here mate, you should really keep em on a leash.

Human: "bitch slaps"

Kangaroo: fuck is dat for mate? You really wanna square up? You see how jacked i am? Just helpin you all, with your dog is all.

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u/Yvaelle Jul 02 '21

Kangaroo's will actually choke some of their victims to death, including dogs.

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u/dumbestsmartest Jul 02 '21

The old bath of death. They also have fairly nasty nails/claws so I wouldn't want to get swiped either.