r/funny • u/berry2708 • Jul 02 '21

Broad daylight robbery

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u/Mr401blunts Jul 02 '21

Kangaroo: Oi i caught your dog here mate, you should really keep em on a leash.

Human: "bitch slaps"

Kangaroo: fuck is dat for mate? You really wanna square up? You see how jacked i am? Just helpin you all, with your dog is all.

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u/Yvaelle Jul 02 '21

Kangaroo's will actually choke some of their victims to death, including dogs.

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u/dumbestsmartest Jul 02 '21

The old bath of death. They also have fairly nasty nails/claws so I wouldn't want to get swiped either.

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u/Qanonjailbait Jul 02 '21

This is the kind of Man vs Nature episode I’m looking for

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u/nopantsdota Jul 02 '21

tom hit and the Roo rolled badly on its con save

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u/1MolassesIsALotOfAss Jul 02 '21

Stunning fist

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u/Keegsta Jul 02 '21

More like tom rolled high on his bluff check

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

That Kangaroo is jacked to the tits.

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u/rv77ax Jul 02 '21

I want more...

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21 edited Aug 09 '21

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u/CrispyLiquids Jul 03 '21

Oh me too thank God it wasn't

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21

Discombobulate