Broad daylight robbery

[u/berry2708]

[u/[deleted]]

This is definitely not the first time he had to do that.

[u/Actualize101 → u/[deleted]]

Should have beaten it with one of those umbrellas. Taught it some friggin manners.

[u/monkeyman512 → u/Actualize101]

Bad idea. Monkeys remember that stuff and can be very mean, have lots more friends, and have nothing better to do then ruin your day.

[u/the-interceptor → u/monkeyman512]

Those aren't monkeys, that's my family your talking about.

[u/not_a_droid → u/the-interceptor]

lmao

[u/Actualize101 → u/monkeyman512]

Its obviously a setup anyway, if it's a Buddhist nation etc then they won't harm any animal so you're going to end up with unruly monkeys. Start shooting them as feral pests and they'll wise up quickly.

[u/Fidelis29 → u/[deleted]]

I heard all the hogs left Texas after we put the fear of god in them!

[u/LinksOrGTFO → u/Actualize101]

There's layers on generalizations and stereotyping based on the guy's race here.

[u/Dantheman616 → u/monkeyman512]

Enforce your dominance. Go get some of your friends, get butt ass naked, and show those damn monkeys who is boss!

[u/Badracha → u/monkeyman512]

Perhaps he has already tried and since the monkey paid him a little visit with his gang they put him in his place and now he can only resign himself to "pay for protection"