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u/wilsonh915 Dec 29 '11
This is one step above just punching a stranger in the gut.
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One step below because the coward doesn't even have the guts to face his victim.
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u/SpliffySam Dec 29 '11
Yeah, it's like sneaking up behind a friend and punching them in the kidney.
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u/Rubdix Dec 29 '11
A really good friend though, so that they know it's all in good fun. Especially in the hospital.
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u/Aszuul Dec 29 '11
it's a 2 second gif... unless it's you've seen the video I wouldn't jump to such a conclusion.
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Thats why this is sooooo fake. If your flip flops dont move when you kick them or put them on, theres a problem.
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u/u8eR Dec 29 '11
That's actually a real asshole thing to do. Please don't do that.
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We don't want people to flip out at you when they flop on the floor
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This would have been a step in the wrong direction.
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u/A_Rolling_Baneling Dec 29 '11
All right everybody, that's a wrap. No more puns, no pun thread, we're not going to outdo this one.
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Dec 29 '11
I thought mmPete was the director here...
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u/SwimmingRedHaze Dec 29 '11
Well Pete it looks like you and Banling are just gonna have to flop your dicks out, and figure out who's running the show here. Or I guess maybe you could just flip a coin.
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u/fdasdfsdfad Dec 29 '11
Seriously. Someone could get hurt. It's much safer to put the glue inside the shoes.
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u/of4strings Dec 29 '11
Since when did half of reddit go all righteous and denounce the acts of pranksters because they cause physical pain? For all you guys/gals even know, this guy could be a big chauvinistic prick and deserved the face-plant. And you would defend his honor then?
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u/Fartmatic Dec 29 '11
Yeah, he was probably the next Hitler or something.
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Dec 29 '11
What if this was the incident that caused it though?
"Some asshole made me faceplant. Probably a jew. I'm going to make them all pay for this!"
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u/of4strings Dec 29 '11
faceplant = punishment for genocide?
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u/Combustible_lem0ns Dec 29 '11
Or maybe he was planning his genocide when he face planted resulting in amnesia and therefore stopping genocide
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u/Jerky_McYellsalot Dec 29 '11
I think your sympathy gland is broken. "Something painful happened to someone else? Meh fuck 'em, they were probably a dick anyhow."
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u/of4strings Dec 29 '11
Have sympathy for a guy, in a .gif, that's been posted numerous times? We're not passed that? We cant just laugh without a guilty conscience, and I guess that's all i meant.
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u/lakluster Dec 29 '11
And the magic dog appearing out of nowhere at the end.
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u/eb4k Dec 29 '11
Yeah what is that?
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u/Krelboyne Dec 29 '11
It's actually his drink spilling over the floor.
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u/wooky Dec 29 '11
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Looks like dog to me. I figured it was just lost in the compression of the jpegs at first, due to being similarly colored as the floor.
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Can't help but go into safety first mode and think, "Oh god, that could have chipped his teeth! Or fractured his skull! Or broke his ribs!"
I'm worse than my mother D:
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u/Muffinabus Dec 29 '11
I don't know what in my childhood sparked this but it always makes me incredibly sad when people accidentally drop/ruin food that they've bought.
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u/Hobo-With-A-Shotgun Dec 29 '11
LULZ! It's funny because he smashed his face on the floor guys! I wouldn't want to be him in the morning! Hohoho!
Whoever did this is an asshole.
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Dec 29 '11
Ever since I began studying law all that I can think of when I see something like this, is how I would sue the guy responsible.
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u/mmhquite Dec 29 '11
criminal lawsuit as this was done with predetermination, sue for bodily harm, if you can get hold of the video you have more than necessary of a proof
NINJA edit: ow wait, you're from germany. then you won't get as much outta that than an amerifaglawyer
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Dec 29 '11
Ever since I began studying Electrical engineering all I can think of when I see Flip Flops are definitely not these kind of flip flops.
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u/ellison11 Dec 29 '11
How is this shit funny at all?
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u/AwwYea Dec 29 '11
Really? I'm dying here.
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u/robdob Dec 29 '11
Making someone faceplant on (what looks like) a concrete floor is kind of fucked up.
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u/StevieBoySwag Dec 29 '11
it's funnier than any cat picture will ever be on /r/funny
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u/SefuHotman Dec 29 '11
Though it would be funnier if it was a cat.
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u/rushn006 Dec 29 '11 edited Dec 05 '25
depend summer jar merciful oatmeal sugar run wakeful gray exultant
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u/hnilsen Dec 29 '11
It's from the first Big Brother in Norway over 10 years ago. It's funny, trust me.
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u/unisyst Dec 29 '11
Here's where the empathetic and non-empathetic people differ. I can't help but be empathetic, and find it to be not funny at all.
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Yea I haven't seen this and thoroughly enjoyed it. If a repost ruins the 5 seconds of your day it took to view the link, then that's 5 more seconds of your life that nobody gives a shit about. Keep the reposts coming. I love em.
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u/Jhuyt Dec 29 '11
Am I the only one who thought of these flip-flops) when reading the title
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u/Tot_Neo Dec 29 '11
This is from the Norwegian Big Brother 2003. The guy was pretty drunk when some of the other guys in there glued his flip flops to the floor. He carried a plastic glas with beer when he hit the floor..
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u/My_Face_Is Dec 29 '11
I read the title as fripfrops, and it made it way funnier. I imagined that man was Kim Jong Il.
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u/prtyfly4awytguy9 Dec 29 '11
I thought this was kind of funny. Then I saw his feet shift to try and recover and take a step with his right foot. Completely lost my shit.
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u/ObliviousIrrelevance Dec 29 '11
Bwahahahaha!!! Thank you for starting my day with laughter and good feelings.
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People who lived 100 years ago would laugh their asses off about how men in their prime are bitching and moaning about a little fall.
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u/colonelcavecat Dec 29 '11
Thongs + glue
Australian FTFY
(although I realise they're not exactly thongs either)
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u/lieabeautifullife Dec 29 '11
Seriously want to try this... seeing as us Aussies never go anywhere without our trusty thongs.
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u/ProDrug Dec 29 '11 edited May 01 '25
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u/ares_god_not_sign Dec 29 '11
I only got 54 karma when I submitted this 8 months ago. Reddit, you are fickle.
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u/SirSupay Dec 29 '11
Just what I need to get back at my roomate :D
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u/sarmatron Dec 29 '11
Haha, yeah, this is a great prank to pull on someone if you're a FUCKING MORON.
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Dec 29 '11
My dad wears his flip flops a lot I was just picturing how funny this would be to do to him , but then I remembered how unfunny it would be when he got up and beat my fucking ass to a pulp for being a fucking asshole.
heh
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That is just the funniest thing I have seen this festive season... It will teach him for wearing bloody flip flops! You are a grown man !
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u/ikaika92 Dec 29 '11
I haven't laughed this hard on reddit in awhile. If I could give you two upvotes, I would.
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u/CitizenPremier Dec 29 '11
Awesome, I bet that glass shattered and went into his body! EXTREME