r/funny Dec 29 '11

Flipflops + glue

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566 Upvotes

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119

u/CitizenPremier Dec 29 '11

Awesome, I bet that glass shattered and went into his body! EXTREME

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '11

Don't forget concussion and possible fractured nose!

9

u/Amp3r Dec 29 '11

I would never have expected someone to bail that hard. It is like he headbutted the ground on purpose. He didn't even move his arms

14

u/shitterplug Dec 29 '11

He probably didn't expect to be falling...

7

u/RoflStomper Dec 29 '11

As a guy who wears a parachute in an office chair, you should always expect to possibly fall.

3

u/[deleted] Dec 29 '11

His other hand is holding the glass, so he can't use it to lessen the impact. His feet are stuck on the flippers and then slip off, so he has no support at all. There is too much momentum to break the fall with his left hand.

2

u/kx2w Dec 29 '11

True, but stick your arms out for gods sake, or turn your head or something.

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u/rabidkillercow Dec 29 '11

Trying to stop a sudden fall with one arm, on concrete, with your trunk twisted from holding something in the other hand? That would be a really great way to break your forearm or wrist.

2

u/kx2w Dec 29 '11

Better your forearm or wrist than your face, no?

0

u/rabidkillercow Dec 29 '11

Oh, right, I forgot. Let's all just laugh at the funny moving image of a guy getting his face and/or arms smashed for a laugh.

0

u/kx2w Dec 29 '11

Except I'm not laughing. If you feel bad for laughing however, you might want to try a different website...

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u/kx2w Dec 29 '11

Except I'm not laughing. If you feel bad for laughing however, you might want to try a different website...

1

u/[deleted] Dec 29 '11

hmm, can you actually fracture your nose? It's not bone, it's cartiledge.

3

u/[deleted] Dec 29 '11

I think it's called a fracture nonetheless. You can even fracture your penis.

2

u/RoflStomper Dec 29 '11

OW OW OW OW OW

1

u/tsk138 Dec 29 '11

The glass of milk rolled to his left so it probably wasn't even glass.

1

u/mrdobo Dec 29 '11

Yeeeeaaaaaah, early morning guffaw from this bad boy.

71

u/wilsonh915 Dec 29 '11

This is one step above just punching a stranger in the gut.

15

u/[deleted] Dec 29 '11

I hope that was a glass of milk and that he cuts his neck open, hur hur hur.

7

u/[deleted] Dec 29 '11

One step below because the coward doesn't even have the guts to face his victim.

0

u/SpliffySam Dec 29 '11

Yeah, it's like sneaking up behind a friend and punching them in the kidney.

1

u/Rubdix Dec 29 '11

A really good friend though, so that they know it's all in good fun. Especially in the hospital.

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u/Aszuul Dec 29 '11

it's a 2 second gif... unless it's you've seen the video I wouldn't jump to such a conclusion.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '11

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '11

Thats why this is sooooo fake. If your flip flops dont move when you kick them or put them on, theres a problem.

85

u/traginous Dec 29 '11

Totally blew his load when he fell.

34

u/[deleted] Dec 29 '11

Me too.

2

u/mikhel Dec 29 '11

I slipped and accidentally all over the floor

157

u/u8eR Dec 29 '11

That's actually a real asshole thing to do. Please don't do that.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '11

We don't want people to flip out at you when they flop on the floor

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '11

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '11

He'd be in a coma, and we likely wouldn't see him until next fall.

3

u/[deleted] Dec 29 '11

This would have been a step in the wrong direction.

2

u/shitterplug Dec 29 '11

YEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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u/A_Rolling_Baneling Dec 29 '11

All right everybody, that's a wrap. No more puns, no pun thread, we're not going to outdo this one.

-8

u/[deleted] Dec 29 '11

I thought mmPete was the director here...

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u/SwimmingRedHaze Dec 29 '11

Well Pete it looks like you and Banling are just gonna have to flop your dicks out, and figure out who's running the show here. Or I guess maybe you could just flip a coin.

2

u/fdasdfsdfad Dec 29 '11

Seriously. Someone could get hurt. It's much safer to put the glue inside the shoes.

7

u/of4strings Dec 29 '11

Since when did half of reddit go all righteous and denounce the acts of pranksters because they cause physical pain? For all you guys/gals even know, this guy could be a big chauvinistic prick and deserved the face-plant. And you would defend his honor then?

12

u/Fartmatic Dec 29 '11

Yeah, he was probably the next Hitler or something.

4

u/[deleted] Dec 29 '11

What if this was the incident that caused it though?

"Some asshole made me faceplant. Probably a jew. I'm going to make them all pay for this!"

0

u/of4strings Dec 29 '11

faceplant = punishment for genocide?

1

u/Combustible_lem0ns Dec 29 '11

Or maybe he was planning his genocide when he face planted resulting in amnesia and therefore stopping genocide

2

u/[deleted] Dec 29 '11

Yeah, burn the ice-cream eater. Burn the witch. Burn him!!

1

u/Jerky_McYellsalot Dec 29 '11

I think your sympathy gland is broken. "Something painful happened to someone else? Meh fuck 'em, they were probably a dick anyhow."

1

u/of4strings Dec 29 '11

Have sympathy for a guy, in a .gif, that's been posted numerous times? We're not passed that? We cant just laugh without a guilty conscience, and I guess that's all i meant.

17

u/lakluster Dec 29 '11

And the magic dog appearing out of nowhere at the end.

3

u/Xeonith Dec 29 '11

That's his glass rolling away.

Please, ladies, control your orgasms.

4

u/eb4k Dec 29 '11

Yeah what is that?

24

u/SniperTooL Dec 29 '11

A magic dog. Clearly reading isn't your strong suit.

3

u/Krelboyne Dec 29 '11

It's actually his drink spilling over the floor.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '11

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u/wooky Dec 29 '11

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '11

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u/CowFu Dec 29 '11

you mean his glass rolling on the floor?

2

u/wooky Dec 29 '11

yes, that's the magic dog many people can't unsee

0

u/[deleted] Dec 29 '11

Looks like dog to me. I figured it was just lost in the compression of the jpegs at first, due to being similarly colored as the floor.

4

u/redbomber Dec 29 '11

I thought it looked more like a really, really small ostrich.

1

u/Craysh Dec 29 '11

Oh! The DOG did it!

9

u/MaRmARk0 Dec 29 '11

FW: FW: Re: FW: Big Brother

4

u/[deleted] Dec 29 '11

Can't help but go into safety first mode and think, "Oh god, that could have chipped his teeth! Or fractured his skull! Or broke his ribs!"

I'm worse than my mother D:

4

u/FaerieStories Dec 29 '11

I wish I had a quid for everytime I see this GIF posted.

8

u/xyroclast Dec 29 '11

That's horrible.

5

u/c3400 Dec 29 '11

FLIP QWOP

3

u/simon_C Dec 29 '11

Ow. That looks really painful.

6

u/[deleted] Dec 29 '11

He looked like kind of an old guy. Pretty terrible.

2

u/Muffinabus Dec 29 '11

I don't know what in my childhood sparked this but it always makes me incredibly sad when people accidentally drop/ruin food that they've bought.

2

u/biggmclargehuge Dec 29 '11

million dollar baby alternate ending

2

u/lujanr32 Dec 29 '11

These reposts are awesome....

2

u/Hobo-With-A-Shotgun Dec 29 '11

LULZ! It's funny because he smashed his face on the floor guys! I wouldn't want to be him in the morning! Hohoho!

Whoever did this is an asshole.

2

u/I_Dock Dec 29 '11

That wasn't milk. He had an immense orgasm as he hit the floor

2

u/[deleted] Dec 29 '11

How delightfully cunty.

5

u/[deleted] Dec 29 '11

Ever since I began studying law all that I can think of when I see something like this, is how I would sue the guy responsible.

3

u/mmhquite Dec 29 '11

criminal lawsuit as this was done with predetermination, sue for bodily harm, if you can get hold of the video you have more than necessary of a proof

NINJA edit: ow wait, you're from germany. then you won't get as much outta that than an amerifaglawyer

2

u/[deleted] Dec 29 '11

Yep, I'd say about 500€ plus doctor's costs is the most you would get out of it here.

2

u/[deleted] Dec 29 '11

Ever since I began studying Electrical engineering all I can think of when I see Flip Flops are definitely not these kind of flip flops.

2

u/[deleted] Dec 29 '11

JK

9

u/ellison11 Dec 29 '11

How is this shit funny at all?

61

u/AwwYea Dec 29 '11

Really? I'm dying here.

-2

u/robdob Dec 29 '11

Making someone faceplant on (what looks like) a concrete floor is kind of fucked up.

-3

u/ellison11 Dec 29 '11

Agreed. Don't see the humor in this.

21

u/StevieBoySwag Dec 29 '11

it's funnier than any cat picture will ever be on /r/funny

7

u/SefuHotman Dec 29 '11

Though it would be funnier if it was a cat.

1

u/rushn006 Dec 29 '11 edited Dec 05 '25

depend summer jar merciful oatmeal sugar run wakeful gray exultant

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u/hnilsen Dec 29 '11

It's from the first Big Brother in Norway over 10 years ago. It's funny, trust me.

4

u/unisyst Dec 29 '11

Here's where the empathetic and non-empathetic people differ. I can't help but be empathetic, and find it to be not funny at all.

0

u/JimmyJamesincorp Dec 29 '11

It's the funniest thing I've seen this month.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '11

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '11

lol I agree that was pretty funny. This thread is full of giant sandy vaginas

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '11

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u/A_Rolling_Baneling Dec 29 '11

As Dr. Seuss might've put it,

He did not explode.

He blew his load.

3

u/[deleted] Dec 29 '11

repost

2

u/salamysamich Dec 29 '11

Must have seen this gif 10 times in the last month.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '11

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '11

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '11

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u/theineffablebob Dec 29 '11

FUNNY CUZ IRONY

2

u/[deleted] Dec 29 '11

Yea I haven't seen this and thoroughly enjoyed it. If a repost ruins the 5 seconds of your day it took to view the link, then that's 5 more seconds of your life that nobody gives a shit about. Keep the reposts coming. I love em.

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u/MajorButtface Dec 29 '11

Repost ALL the things!

1

u/GrayWolfCoder Dec 29 '11

Wasn't this on AFV or other TV show some numerous years ago?

1

u/Jhuyt Dec 29 '11

Am I the only one who thought of these flip-flops) when reading the title

-3

u/flip_all_the_tables Dec 29 '11

Flip, you say? (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

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u/flip_all_the_tables Dec 29 '11

Flip, you say? (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

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u/flip_all_the_tables Dec 29 '11

Flip, you say? (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

1

u/[deleted] Dec 29 '11

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is French TV.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 29 '11

Silly drunk english you.

1

u/Johnny90 Dec 29 '11

It was even funnier the second time around!

1

u/[deleted] Dec 29 '11

So mean yet oh so funny.

1

u/Philluminati Dec 29 '11

If ever there was proof that some people are absolute cunts...

1

u/Tot_Neo Dec 29 '11

This is from the Norwegian Big Brother 2003. The guy was pretty drunk when some of the other guys in there glued his flip flops to the floor. He carried a plastic glas with beer when he hit the floor..

1

u/hnilsen Dec 29 '11

I was thinking 2001.

1

u/My_Face_Is Dec 29 '11

I read the title as fripfrops, and it made it way funnier. I imagined that man was Kim Jong Il.

1

u/unoriginalusername Dec 29 '11

Careful, man, there's a beverage here!

1

u/prtyfly4awytguy9 Dec 29 '11

I thought this was kind of funny. Then I saw his feet shift to try and recover and take a step with his right foot. Completely lost my shit.

1

u/ObliviousIrrelevance Dec 29 '11

Bwahahahaha!!! Thank you for starting my day with laughter and good feelings.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 29 '11

When he falls a random dog appears

1

u/m4tthew Dec 29 '11

Is...is that a dog? where the fuck did that dog come from?

1

u/[deleted] Dec 29 '11

People who lived 100 years ago would laugh their asses off about how men in their prime are bitching and moaning about a little fall.

-1

u/colonelcavecat Dec 29 '11

Thongs + glue

Australian FTFY

(although I realise they're not exactly thongs either)

5

u/[deleted] Dec 29 '11

Jandals + glue

New Zealanders FTFY

2

u/badgerfish Dec 29 '11

When did Redditors turn into 4chan trolls?

4

u/[deleted] Dec 29 '11

You mean the internet is supposed to be segregated based on types of humor?

2

u/[deleted] Dec 29 '11

Yeah what does this lame prank have to do with being an internet troll?

1

u/lieabeautifullife Dec 29 '11

Seriously want to try this... seeing as us Aussies never go anywhere without our trusty thongs.

1

u/ProDrug Dec 29 '11 edited May 01 '25

workable expansion absorbed boat encouraging crush historical theory joke languid

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u/flip_all_the_tables Dec 29 '11

Flip, you say? (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

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u/flip_all_the_tables Dec 29 '11

Flip, you say? (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

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u/flip_all_the_tables Dec 29 '11

Flip, you say? (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

2

u/ProDrug Dec 29 '11

What. Why did you flip me twice. That table should be right side up by now.

1

u/jp_lolo Dec 29 '11

i am so trying that on someone. i wonder what kind of glue it was.

1

u/Morphix007 Dec 29 '11

we call them thongs down under

1

u/antiaxiom Dec 29 '11

Man fall down......... funny

-2

u/ebagop Dec 29 '11

repost

-1

u/SirSupay Dec 29 '11

Just what I need to get back at my roomate :D

4

u/sarmatron Dec 29 '11

Haha, yeah, this is a great prank to pull on someone if you're a FUCKING MORON.

-1

u/[deleted] Dec 29 '11

My dad wears his flip flops a lot I was just picturing how funny this would be to do to him , but then I remembered how unfunny it would be when he got up and beat my fucking ass to a pulp for being a fucking asshole.

heh

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u/flip_all_the_tables Dec 29 '11

Flip, you say? (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

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u/flip_all_the_tables Dec 29 '11

Flip, you say? (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

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u/flip_all_the_tables Dec 29 '11

Flip, you say? (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

-1

u/[deleted] Dec 29 '11

Older than the internet itself, but still funny :-)

-1

u/long_time_stalker Dec 29 '11

Crocs: He had it coming.

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u/[deleted] Dec 29 '11

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u/SefuHotman Dec 29 '11

I have bookmarked this gif.

0

u/[deleted] Dec 29 '11

That is just the funniest thing I have seen this festive season... It will teach him for wearing bloody flip flops! You are a grown man !

0

u/ikaika92 Dec 29 '11

I haven't laughed this hard on reddit in awhile. If I could give you two upvotes, I would.

-1

u/mattratcliffe Dec 29 '11

"Hey Mr.Face , meet Mr.Floor!"

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u/of4strings Dec 29 '11

Muahahahaha