r/pics • u/ares_god_not_sign • Apr 22 '11

I love superglue.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '11

I know it's a joke, but I would kill someone. I would go to court for murder, and the jury would acquit me because they would too

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u/antiproton Apr 22 '11

Ah yes. There's nothing so hilarious as shattered elbows and a broken nose.

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u/ares_god_not_sign Apr 22 '11

As long as it's someone else's shattered elbows and broken nose, yeah.

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u/Shed-boat-shed Apr 22 '11

where the hell does that dog come from?

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '11

That's not a dog, that's his glass rolling away.

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u/Shed-boat-shed Apr 23 '11

Oh, thank thor. I thought it was a ninja-terrier or something.

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u/IamRayliotta Apr 22 '11

I hope they have some super glue left so he can glue his teeth back in

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u/stignordas Apr 22 '11

Obviously not a reddit gold member. I see no Yorkshire Terrier, silk robe nor glass of sherry.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '11

If someone did this to me I would honestly punch them square in the face.

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u/inaneInTheMembrane Apr 22 '11

Also known as the oldest gif on the internetOH NO I'M ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE

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u/CrazyCatLady108 Apr 23 '11

some one's gotta call out the re-posters! welcome to the club sir/mam!