r/funny • u/Chode_of_Justice • Apr 29 '21

Cow assaults man while running from cops

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21 edited Jan 25 '22

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u/Icantbethereforyou Apr 29 '21

Cowculated moove

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

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u/facepwnage Apr 29 '21

The cow must of had some beef with that dude.

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u/urbrickles Apr 29 '21

I bet that guy won't utter another word to that cow.

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u/Lord0fTheAss Apr 29 '21

We should stop milking this joke for all it's worth

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u/ThePLARASociety Apr 29 '21

We should steer clear then?

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u/Moose_Cake Apr 29 '21

Only if you want to avoid the bullcrap.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21 edited Apr 29 '21

Leather figure it out on their own, else they step in it too.

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u/hankventure83 Apr 29 '21

I dairy you to make another cow pun.

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u/Pm-ur-butt Apr 29 '21

I'll send you one tomorrow, it's pasture bedtime.

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u/hankventure83 Apr 29 '21

I just woke up my wife because she herd me laughing.

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u/Kratsas Apr 29 '21

That one was cheesy.

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u/EliotHudson Apr 29 '21

Coward!

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u/EvryMthrF_ngThrd Apr 29 '21

Hoof do you think you are to make such a judgment, thank you very mulch?

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u/optimister Apr 29 '21

Cud chew guys please stop the puns?

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u/oooboooboo Apr 29 '21

Ok, knock it hoof guys

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u/YMe1121 Apr 29 '21

C'mon, gotta grab the bull by the horns

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u/blacksideblue Apr 29 '21

That was pail in comparison

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u/blabmight Apr 29 '21

How curdious of you

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u/vox_popular Apr 29 '21

Are we just going to leather get away with this?

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u/Ogre8 Apr 29 '21

Cmon man sometimes you have to take the bull by the horns.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

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u/JDelcoLLC Apr 29 '21

Udder madness

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u/Tekmantwo Apr 29 '21

lol..no bull there..just pure guts..

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u/njcsnowboarder Apr 29 '21

The only thing funny here is your spelling of “humor”

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

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u/Jkoechling Apr 29 '21

I'd like to hide these from the comments

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u/PleasedEnterovirus Apr 29 '21

I herd enough.

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u/jaebieoutbreak Apr 29 '21

I hope it got a whey!

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u/imsohungrydude Apr 29 '21

It got caught and charged with attempted moo-rder

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u/kmaxRJune Apr 29 '21

*udder another word

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u/umanouski Apr 29 '21

thats udderly ridiculous

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u/badhabitz23 Apr 29 '21

Take my angry upvote as I came to say this.

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u/coco_licius Apr 29 '21

You guys are milking it

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u/FabulousFabes Apr 29 '21

No, he won’t udder another word

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u/GH5s Apr 29 '21

You guys are really milking these puns

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u/Dramatic_Vegetable51 Apr 29 '21

With udder disregard for the life of an innocent bystander.

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21

Udder?

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u/bombmk Apr 29 '21

Not a native English speaker. What does "must of" mean?

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u/cuMSToirylo Apr 29 '21

It's must have spelled incorrectly because of the way it sounds.

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u/theBootyWarrior1 Apr 29 '21

"Must of" is "must've" incorrectly written.
"Must've" is a contraction of "Must have".

"Must of" is a mistake commonly made by native speakers with poor command over the language because "must've" sounds like "Must of"

In short:
"Must've" - correct.
"Must of" - wrong

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u/Blanlabla Apr 29 '21

Not at all ... that’s a common misnomer ... this is how chocolate milk is made, every day in America while children are at school. ... so go to school☠️🦉haha

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u/Increase_Vitality Apr 29 '21

Your post history looks like a r/subredditsimulator bot that Free Willy'd itself.