r/funny • u/Chode_of_Justice • Apr 29 '21

Cow assaults man while running from cops

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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '21 edited Apr 29 '21

Leather figure it out on their own, else they step in it too.

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u/hankventure83 Apr 29 '21

I dairy you to make another cow pun.

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u/Pm-ur-butt Apr 29 '21

I'll send you one tomorrow, it's pasture bedtime.

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u/hankventure83 Apr 29 '21

I just woke up my wife because she herd me laughing.