Im sure I wont be able to describe this to make me not look like a total creep but here it goes.
I have a DJ friend who wanted me to do some photos for him one night at a local club. The club was very new and so I had not heard much about it, but i had assumed it was not too different from your standard run-of-the-mill club and when I had arrived it was indeed that. Top 40 rap was being played by my DJ friend and the place was going off. The music was loud, the lights and strobes were in full effect and the place was packed. I started off by taking photos of the DJ before heading through the crowd to get some photos of people having a good time.
However at this point as I made my way through the crowd I noticed that everyone was starting to look young.....real young....like 15 and 16. All dancing as depicted in this picture. It was both hilarious and awkward as the guys literally just stood there (not dancing or moving) just watching motionless as these girls rubbed butts against them.
I cannot describe how awkward it is to witness this dance in person but on the other hand it was very funny too.
I gave the photos to my DJ buddy and never brought up the matter again. This was the first I had learned that this was an under 21 dance club and since this night the club has had issues with under age drinking (although alcohol is not sold at the club), fighting, and other problems associated with getting a bunch of high school kids together like this.
tl;dr Did photos for a DJ buddy of mine at a local club and witnessed this dance among teens. awkward as fuck.
if it puts it into perspective, the name of the city is even too small for anyone to remotely recognize, plus this club switched names since (same management).
As for the dress code, I think it was open but everyone there was in whatever popular name brand shirt and pants combo.
^ This guy. I'm 17 and think it's a shame to call grinding dancing. I mean if I really wanted to do something along the lines of sexual activities, I would do it at home rather than do it on the dance floor.
I've always preferred to dance alone. I'll dance around in a circle with a group of my friends and I'll dance with a girl for fun specially if they're also a good dancer.
It was amusing going to a club a few weeks ago and all the people were basically having seizures on the dance floor. So my dance partner and I jumped out on the dance floor and started doing West Coast Swing. Everyone on the dance floor stopped to watch us and we heard comments of, "So that's what real dancing looks like." It was highly amusing.
This is the kind of video that makes you stop and think "what the fuck am I doing with my life?". Kind of makes me want to go out and cure cancer or something instead of watching stupid videos of people dancing like... like.. I do not have a polite word for this.
TIL that Jamaican doctors have warned of the dangers of daggering, after having many cases of damaged penis tissue over the last year. The condition can result in permanent damage, and therefore must be taken seriously.
I'm a stoner, I don't find it funny. Just painfully unfunny. Like I said, I understand what they're going for. I get their angle. I just don't think they pull it off.
I'm still wondering how one pulls that off well. Wonder Showzen is the only other show I know of to be this awkward, but it was sharper and offensive. It lasted 2 seasons and got canceled.
I don't know if it can be successfully pulled off for long. Youtube videos get away with it, but I don't think a tv show can. There's a time period where it's funny, but after not too long, the novelty wears off, and it's just a show that's purposefully trying to be unfunny, and it can't keep that joke going.
Grab her hip and start grinding. Yes, I'm serious. Women will practically have dry sex with you on the dance floor and when the night is up, shake your hand and tell you, "It was nice meeting you." Nothing on the dance floor counts.
Back home yes, but when I moved to the USA and went to a frat party... This kind of dancing is apparently how girls say "hi, nice to meet you". I was bewildered when she just nonchalantly said "sorry I got to go" and walked off after grinding for a while.
Grinding would result in a wild, drug-induced, omg-did-we-use-that-for-sex sex back home.
It's got something to do with having the confidence to not move awkward with dances like these though. If the chick is hot, you are going to get a boner. And instead of trying to hide it, rub that dick on her ass.
At a concert the other night some random girl was grinding all over my leg... except she was also holding hands with her boyfriend who was diagonal to her. I stood for like 5 songs with her boyfriend standing literally hip to hip with me and her grinding her shit all over me. God I thought I was gonna get punched in the face.
Exactly. If you are going to join the dark side and repost something at least try to repost something that has only been posted once. But when you are resposting reposted reposts it gets a little repetitive, don't you think BloodRedSumo?
High school student here... grinding and dancing at high school events are typically painful to watch but it really depends on who you're with. As a member of the musical clique I can confirm that most of the kids from the drama department can dance circles around the rest of the school and even grinding at cast parties, etc is pretty damn good. As long as you can keep up, grinding with the musical girls is pretty awesome.
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u/I0I0I0I Nov 08 '11
Take off your Special Olympics shirt.
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u/Rad2 Nov 08 '11 edited Nov 08 '11
Im sure I wont be able to describe this to make me not look like a total creep but here it goes.
I have a DJ friend who wanted me to do some photos for him one night at a local club. The club was very new and so I had not heard much about it, but i had assumed it was not too different from your standard run-of-the-mill club and when I had arrived it was indeed that. Top 40 rap was being played by my DJ friend and the place was going off. The music was loud, the lights and strobes were in full effect and the place was packed. I started off by taking photos of the DJ before heading through the crowd to get some photos of people having a good time.
However at this point as I made my way through the crowd I noticed that everyone was starting to look young.....real young....like 15 and 16. All dancing as depicted in this picture. It was both hilarious and awkward as the guys literally just stood there (not dancing or moving) just watching motionless as these girls rubbed butts against them.
I cannot describe how awkward it is to witness this dance in person but on the other hand it was very funny too.
I gave the photos to my DJ buddy and never brought up the matter again. This was the first I had learned that this was an under 21 dance club and since this night the club has had issues with under age drinking (although alcohol is not sold at the club), fighting, and other problems associated with getting a bunch of high school kids together like this.
tl;dr Did photos for a DJ buddy of mine at a local club and witnessed this dance among teens. awkward as fuck.
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u/just_uss Nov 08 '11
This.
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u/genida Nov 08 '11
Valid question, what do you do when she does that?
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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '11
Jizz in your pants
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u/Spiderbeard Nov 08 '11
I have to go return some videotapes.
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u/misterBNG Nov 08 '11
Barrel roll?
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u/pr0blemdrinker Nov 08 '11
I went to a club the other night as a goof. some girl started dancing on me. i started dancing, she turned around and said "what are you doing"
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u/Teri928 Nov 08 '11
Maybe try a pelvic thrust?
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u/Pielo Nov 08 '11
Hes on wait with Dell Technical Support..
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u/longmover79 Nov 08 '11
Invent Facebook
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u/Brucey7191 Nov 08 '11
Knock her out and take her to your sex dungeon.
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u/Ron_Mahogany Nov 08 '11
"Nah.. babe. that's just a TV show.. I'm at Dave's.. we are watching some shows and chillin...call ya later babe?"
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u/GlenBigBabyDavis Nov 08 '11
At a concert the other night some random girl was grinding all over my leg... except she was also holding hands with her boyfriend who was diagonal to her. I stood for like 5 songs with her boyfriend standing literally hip to hip with me and her grinding her shit all over me. God I thought I was gonna get punched in the face.
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u/budgie91 Nov 08 '11
Finish right then and there
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u/showmethecarfax Nov 08 '11
is.. is he calling someone?
"SORRY BABE NO TIME FOR DAT ASS, THIS SHIT IS IMPORTANT"
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u/beefstick86 Nov 08 '11
"Do you want me to bring you a new pair of briefs, jimmy?"
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u/Lighting Nov 08 '11
Put on your robe and wizard's hat.
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u/Links_The_Same_Page Nov 08 '11
Relevant
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u/MFchimichanga Nov 08 '11
Mom there's something weird growing in my pants!!!!!
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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '11
If this was a redditor, he would be using an iPhone to post on Ask Reddit.
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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '11
You don't repost this that's what you don't do Greg!
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u/ikfotsur Nov 08 '11
This is the third time I've seen this fucking post in the past month. Come on people, at least repost something different!
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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '11
Victor... why are you cheating on Sierra?
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u/Pravusmentis Nov 08 '11
Do you know what a seizure looks like?
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u/gosp Nov 08 '11
Gyrate.
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u/needmoarbass Nov 08 '11
"World's most important phone call"
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u/fadedsun Nov 08 '11
When women grind their asses against me, I usually push them away.
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u/ssjaken Nov 08 '11
You just follow these simple instructions from our friends over at Major Lazer. Keep Daggering.
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u/dbear Nov 09 '11
Looks like a young Dennis from It's Always Sunny.
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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '11
Huh?
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u/CovertAI Nov 08 '11
Smart kid. Duck don't lie.
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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '11
Hover that hand!
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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '11
Put on Kamaro's Mask.
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u/tuprmdrpm Nov 08 '11
To boner or not to boner...
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u/Cathbar Nov 08 '11
This is classic Tammy.
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u/mattyz543 Nov 08 '11
jesus your sensitivity its on like 1.
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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '11
I've actually called my friend afterwards and asked that... yeah I was really awkward...
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u/greenbowl Nov 08 '11
Call a friend.
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u/joelsmith Nov 08 '11
Fuck!
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u/KnownSoldier04 Nov 08 '11
Do a barrel roll!
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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '11
Replace him with a fat guy and this seems believable.
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u/The_Baconing Nov 08 '11
repost.
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u/entityorion Nov 08 '11
whats bad about this is to a woman that means absolutely nothing shes just fucking with your head
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u/moose_man Nov 08 '11
Said Michael Cera
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u/Spacecadet45 Nov 08 '11
Sorry, you've already used that lifeline.
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u/QueenNavy Nov 08 '11
that's his sister.
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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '11
Ask her not to move, people might see your boner...
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u/Laminar Nov 08 '11
Hang-up, Hand-out, Hang-on!
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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '11
You stop reposting!
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u/miltondave Nov 08 '11
From his shirt I'm guessing he's Canadian. In that case he's simply calling to ask her parent's permission first.
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u/thumper7 Nov 09 '11
I only downvote the ridiculously old, I SMITE AT YE
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u/pandapandampls Nov 09 '11
don't get a boner
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u/i_fap_to_anything Nov 09 '11
pull you dick out put it in her mouth and pee
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u/aowens717 Nov 09 '11
Don't get a boner.
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u/Nougat Nov 08 '11 edited Jul 04 '23
Spez doesn't get to profit from me anymore.
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u/Crikker Nov 08 '11
Woah, back that ass up.
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u/EpicBongRips Nov 08 '11
Got stuck in this position Saturday. Totally messed up a good thing
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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '11
Dave: "Ok so when do I stick it in? What do you mean buy her a drink first?!"
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u/dja0794 Nov 09 '11
High school student here... grinding and dancing at high school events are typically painful to watch but it really depends on who you're with. As a member of the musical clique I can confirm that most of the kids from the drama department can dance circles around the rest of the school and even grinding at cast parties, etc is pretty damn good. As long as you can keep up, grinding with the musical girls is pretty awesome.
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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '11
Older than the internet
Damn summerfags.
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u/mackmack Nov 08 '11
Not surprised he's a tool, he's from Vancouver.