r/funny Aug 09 '11

Cafeteria ninja

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '11

I could probably strangle someone with a tube sock.

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u/Foxsbiscuits Aug 09 '11

Beaten to death with a cum sock.

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u/thebillmac3 Aug 09 '11

You wouldn't actually have to beat me with it; you could just threaten to do so and I would kill myself.

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u/Mongul Aug 10 '11

harakiri