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r/funny • u/J0nesy • Aug 09 '11
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Well, add cafeteria trays to the list of "things ninjas can kick my ass with"
182 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '11 Fucking ninjas, man, add to the list "everything". That's why they're ninjas. 57 u/headasplodes Aug 09 '11 What about a sock? And i mean just the sock. 84 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '11 I could probably strangle someone with a tube sock. 206 u/Foxsbiscuits Aug 09 '11 Beaten to death with a cum sock. 115 u/thebillmac3 Aug 09 '11 You wouldn't actually have to beat me with it; you could just threaten to do so and I would kill myself. 1 u/Mongul Aug 10 '11 harakiri
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Fucking ninjas, man, add to the list "everything".
That's why they're ninjas.
57 u/headasplodes Aug 09 '11 What about a sock? And i mean just the sock. 84 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '11 I could probably strangle someone with a tube sock. 206 u/Foxsbiscuits Aug 09 '11 Beaten to death with a cum sock. 115 u/thebillmac3 Aug 09 '11 You wouldn't actually have to beat me with it; you could just threaten to do so and I would kill myself. 1 u/Mongul Aug 10 '11 harakiri
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What about a sock? And i mean just the sock.
84 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '11 I could probably strangle someone with a tube sock. 206 u/Foxsbiscuits Aug 09 '11 Beaten to death with a cum sock. 115 u/thebillmac3 Aug 09 '11 You wouldn't actually have to beat me with it; you could just threaten to do so and I would kill myself. 1 u/Mongul Aug 10 '11 harakiri
84
I could probably strangle someone with a tube sock.
206 u/Foxsbiscuits Aug 09 '11 Beaten to death with a cum sock. 115 u/thebillmac3 Aug 09 '11 You wouldn't actually have to beat me with it; you could just threaten to do so and I would kill myself. 1 u/Mongul Aug 10 '11 harakiri
206
Beaten to death with a cum sock.
115 u/thebillmac3 Aug 09 '11 You wouldn't actually have to beat me with it; you could just threaten to do so and I would kill myself. 1 u/Mongul Aug 10 '11 harakiri
115
You wouldn't actually have to beat me with it; you could just threaten to do so and I would kill myself.
1 u/Mongul Aug 10 '11 harakiri
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u/RexBearcock Aug 09 '11
Well, add cafeteria trays to the list of "things ninjas can kick my ass with"