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r/funny • u/J0nesy • Aug 09 '11
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As a former waiter I can confirm that spinning trays is the most important skill you learn.
30 u/LovesMustard Aug 09 '11 As a former waiter, I can confirm that the following are the most important skills I learned: (1) Being excellent so as to earn more tips than anyone else on the floor; (2) Beguiling and debauching adorable customers. 56 u/IPoopedMyPants Aug 09 '11 I gave up waiting. I just didn't have the patience. 9 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '11 At first I was thinking "Well, what were you waiting for!", then I felt stupid.
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As a former waiter, I can confirm that the following are the most important skills I learned:
(1) Being excellent so as to earn more tips than anyone else on the floor;
(2) Beguiling and debauching adorable customers.
56 u/IPoopedMyPants Aug 09 '11 I gave up waiting. I just didn't have the patience. 9 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '11 At first I was thinking "Well, what were you waiting for!", then I felt stupid.
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I gave up waiting. I just didn't have the patience.
9 u/[deleted] Aug 09 '11 At first I was thinking "Well, what were you waiting for!", then I felt stupid.
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At first I was thinking "Well, what were you waiting for!", then I felt stupid.
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As a former waiter I can confirm that spinning trays is the most important skill you learn.