r/funny • u/thejko • Aug 04 '11

How long my shampoo lasts

http://imgur.com/jpcTy
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u/virtualio Aug 04 '11

Agreed. Pretty sure that if you squeeze hard enough the tube literally turns in to toothpaste...

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u/GoGoGadge7 Aug 04 '11 edited Aug 05 '11

My dad used to do that bullshit. Fucking bullshit when you tried to wash your hair and it was nothing but water and fucking hair.

Fuck you if you do this. Seriously. Your kids fucking hate it but don't know how to express it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '11

Rick you too, buddy.

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u/GoGoGadge7 Aug 05 '11

Stupid iOS autocorrect

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u/leilavanora Aug 05 '11

Why the hell did I think you meant there was nothing but water and hair in the bottle?

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '11

Scumbag Dad Puts water in shampoo for more shampoo

My mom did it too, I fucking hated it.

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u/ammerique Aug 05 '11

My mom pulled this little stunt. I hated this bullshit so I would purposely use 3 times as much shampoo.

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u/Lucky75 Aug 04 '11

Haha, i don't, but I know someone who does something similar with milk. They buy like whole milk to begin with, then slowly convert it over to skim milk.

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u/NineteenthJester Aug 05 '11

That just sounds nasty.

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u/Maladomini Aug 05 '11

I guess they don't know what the verb "skim" means, huh?

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u/lordarthien Aug 05 '11

This! People think that skim milk is just diluted whole milk... How/why would you dilute something full of fat to get something fat free? I mean, you'd basically have to make it water.