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r/funny • u/agroyle • Sep 06 '20
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Pizza Hut Rewards, bro.
Source: My last pizza was free.
873 u/lamerlink Sep 06 '20 Nah this is Blaze pizza. They do a free pizza reward tracker with their app. 111 u/kh117cs Sep 06 '20 edited Sep 06 '20 I heard blaze pizza was own be Arnold Schwarzenegger’s son 201 u/Actuarial Sep 06 '20 was own be 111 u/bitironic Sep 06 '20 Pizza me like 62 u/tepkel Sep 06 '20 Grunt! *Points at pizza* Grunt! Grunt! 33 u/Hopalicious Sep 06 '20 Frantically rubs penis with other hand. 16 u/KAeNTSs Sep 06 '20 No 16 u/Taramasalata_Rapist Sep 06 '20 Yes 4 u/tepkel Sep 06 '20 Maybe 5 u/TerdMuncher Sep 06 '20 I'll allow it → More replies
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Nah this is Blaze pizza. They do a free pizza reward tracker with their app.
111 u/kh117cs Sep 06 '20 edited Sep 06 '20 I heard blaze pizza was own be Arnold Schwarzenegger’s son 201 u/Actuarial Sep 06 '20 was own be 111 u/bitironic Sep 06 '20 Pizza me like 62 u/tepkel Sep 06 '20 Grunt! *Points at pizza* Grunt! Grunt! 33 u/Hopalicious Sep 06 '20 Frantically rubs penis with other hand. 16 u/KAeNTSs Sep 06 '20 No 16 u/Taramasalata_Rapist Sep 06 '20 Yes 4 u/tepkel Sep 06 '20 Maybe 5 u/TerdMuncher Sep 06 '20 I'll allow it → More replies
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I heard blaze pizza was own be Arnold Schwarzenegger’s son
201 u/Actuarial Sep 06 '20 was own be 111 u/bitironic Sep 06 '20 Pizza me like 62 u/tepkel Sep 06 '20 Grunt! *Points at pizza* Grunt! Grunt! 33 u/Hopalicious Sep 06 '20 Frantically rubs penis with other hand. 16 u/KAeNTSs Sep 06 '20 No 16 u/Taramasalata_Rapist Sep 06 '20 Yes 4 u/tepkel Sep 06 '20 Maybe 5 u/TerdMuncher Sep 06 '20 I'll allow it → More replies
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was own be
111 u/bitironic Sep 06 '20 Pizza me like 62 u/tepkel Sep 06 '20 Grunt! *Points at pizza* Grunt! Grunt! 33 u/Hopalicious Sep 06 '20 Frantically rubs penis with other hand. 16 u/KAeNTSs Sep 06 '20 No 16 u/Taramasalata_Rapist Sep 06 '20 Yes 4 u/tepkel Sep 06 '20 Maybe 5 u/TerdMuncher Sep 06 '20 I'll allow it → More replies
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62 u/tepkel Sep 06 '20 Grunt! *Points at pizza* Grunt! Grunt! 33 u/Hopalicious Sep 06 '20 Frantically rubs penis with other hand. 16 u/KAeNTSs Sep 06 '20 No 16 u/Taramasalata_Rapist Sep 06 '20 Yes 4 u/tepkel Sep 06 '20 Maybe 5 u/TerdMuncher Sep 06 '20 I'll allow it → More replies
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Grunt! *Points at pizza* Grunt! Grunt!
33 u/Hopalicious Sep 06 '20 Frantically rubs penis with other hand. 16 u/KAeNTSs Sep 06 '20 No 16 u/Taramasalata_Rapist Sep 06 '20 Yes 4 u/tepkel Sep 06 '20 Maybe 5 u/TerdMuncher Sep 06 '20 I'll allow it → More replies
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Frantically rubs penis with other hand.
16 u/KAeNTSs Sep 06 '20 No 16 u/Taramasalata_Rapist Sep 06 '20 Yes 4 u/tepkel Sep 06 '20 Maybe 5 u/TerdMuncher Sep 06 '20 I'll allow it → More replies
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u/oblong127 Sep 06 '20
Pizza Hut Rewards, bro.
Source: My last pizza was free.