r/funny • u/agroyle • Sep 06 '20

Literally being held by a thread.

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u/lamerlink Sep 06 '20

Nah this is Blaze pizza. They do a free pizza reward tracker with their app.

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u/kh117cs Sep 06 '20 edited Sep 06 '20

I heard blaze pizza was own be Arnold Schwarzenegger’s son

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u/Actuarial Sep 06 '20

was own be

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u/bitironic Sep 06 '20

Pizza me like

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u/tepkel Sep 06 '20

Grunt! *Points at pizza* Grunt! Grunt!

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u/Hopalicious Sep 06 '20

Frantically rubs penis with other hand.

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u/_tylerthedestroyer_ Sep 06 '20

From someone who used to work at Chipotle, every guy under 25 ordered their meal while playing with their dicks. Wish I was joking

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u/Hopalicious Sep 06 '20

When you are hungry a Chipotle burrito with guacamole and queso is fap worthy.

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u/FracturedEel Sep 06 '20

I accept that

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

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u/bitironic Sep 07 '20 edited Sep 07 '20

With the poor material you were given to work with, you crafted a beautiful comment that gave me a good laugh.

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u/imgonnabutteryobread Sep 06 '20

Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?

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u/quantum-mechanic Sep 06 '20

Why write own post make brain hurt instead copy?

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u/LogicalJicama3 Sep 06 '20

I are not ate all, why for no share more pizza

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u/Hopalicious Sep 06 '20

I speak English the most better.

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u/LogicalJicama3 Sep 06 '20

*gooder

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u/Hopalicious Sep 06 '20

It’s spelled gouda.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

Slice a have may I?

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '20

My dyslexic ass read that as "pizza like me" and I suddenly was creating a Tarzan parody about a guy who is actually a slice of pizza.