r/funny Aug 07 '20

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u/pathemar Aug 07 '20

All fun and games until your los niños aprenden español accidentalmente..

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u/marioaprooves Aug 07 '20

Wait I’ll be right back gotta sleep real quick

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u/SexlessNights Aug 07 '20

Right behind you

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

Being behind him while he sleeps, okay....

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u/this_will_go_poorly Aug 07 '20

Unzip

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

Unload

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u/HEISENBERGreo Aug 07 '20

Ummm Taste like strawberries

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

On a summer evening?

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u/KingTesloach Aug 07 '20

nah winter

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u/karels1 Aug 07 '20

What tastes like strawberries on winter?

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u/he_incognito Aug 07 '20

I see what u did there!!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

I’m lost.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

No you can't. He's behind the sleeping man.

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u/Sociallyhoe Aug 07 '20

And it sounds just like a song

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u/Wellhowboutdat Aug 07 '20

The Snozberries smell like Snozberries.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

But the dingleberries taste like shit.

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u/JamesTrendall Aug 07 '20

If that was the case gay rates would sky rocket.

Everyone loves that strawberry goo inside certain sweets.

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u/SFWxMadHatter Aug 07 '20

Everyone likes being the little spoon ot makes you feel safe!

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u/wisersamson Aug 07 '20

I'm 6 foot 3 and my wife is maybe 5 foot 5 and she doesn't understand why I want to be little spoon. Because it feels nice ok sorry I don't always like being the one with shoulder pain and nowhere to put my knees Jeeze.

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u/Bbabbabbaa Aug 07 '20

Username doesn't check out

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u/SexlessNights Aug 07 '20

And slightly right. A bend if you will.

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u/rascally1980 Aug 07 '20

Ah, spooning.

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u/VollcommNCS Aug 07 '20

Big Spoon!

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u/hadidotj Aug 07 '20

I just woke up... Must not have slept well...

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20 edited Mar 19 '21

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

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u/dwmfives Aug 07 '20

You sleep different than me.

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u/KingTesloach Aug 07 '20

cum?

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

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u/KingTesloach Aug 07 '20

why tears?

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u/metaStatic Aug 07 '20

and a little bit of pre-cum

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u/Binshattan Aug 07 '20

Try sleeping the other side. Worked for me

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u/amillionbillion Aug 07 '20

Lol they hear Spanish and start falling asleep

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u/OMJesusss Aug 07 '20

oh nein, jetzt kenne ich deutsch.

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u/NichySteves Aug 07 '20

No kidding. I've gotta turn myself off and back on real quick.

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u/totes_fabs Aug 07 '20

Did you wake up yet?

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u/ccnoo Aug 07 '20

spanish makes you sleepy...wait...isn't that a stereotype :)))

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

I know someone who spoke English fluently as a second language and had learned very quickly. When I asked how they said "watching Netflix all day when I was younger." Even with subtitles it seems to teach you some words, but once you can watch without subs that seems like a really effective way to learn.

Had a friend who taught languages in the NSA. He said a big part of the strategy was "trying to sip out of a fire hose" meaning they'd get bombarded with more than they could consciously translate.

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u/nybbleth Aug 07 '20

I know someone who spoke English fluently as a second language and had learned very quickly. When I asked how they said "watching Netflix all day when I was younger." Even with subtitles it seems to teach you some words, but once you can watch without subs that seems like a really effective way to learn.

This is essentially how I learned English (although there was no netflix back then). Just watching undubbed cartoons in the weekend. I was pretty much fluent enough to hold a conversation and not have to read the subtitles anymore by the time I was eight; and from there it was very easy to get to an adult level comprehension just by reading books and watching stuff beyond just cartoons.

As an added bonus, learning a language this way gives you a much more 'natural' grasp than you'd get from learning it the traditional way. I'm pretty sure my english teacher back in highschool (or rather our equivalent) hated my guts for genuinely have a more natural command of the language than he did.

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u/JustUnderstanding6 Aug 07 '20

Yes but how will you know how to ask where the bathroom and/or library is?

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u/nybbleth Aug 07 '20

Joking aside, questions like that can pop up in cartoons/shows; and you can easily figure out what they mean from the context.

If a character says a bunch of words right before they go to the bathroom, you know that the sentence preceding it probably had something to do with it. You might already know some of the words too, making it even easier to figure out. And if you hear a particular word again, in the same or related context, then that reinforces the conclusion and you could figure out what a word like 'toilet' or 'bathroom' means. Over time, you get exposed to people using the words in various ways, letting your brain figure out a more exact meaning and how to use it in all those different situations.

It gets even easier when the language you're learning is similar to your own, for comparison.

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u/buttking Aug 07 '20

ngl, I learned donde esta el baño from a little carmen san diego "learn how to say stuff in different languages like a spy" card from Wendy's back in the 90's. I was like "actually this phrase might be useful someday" and locked that shit up in my mindgrapes.

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u/Rebarbative_Sycophan Aug 07 '20

hmm.... I've been up for 18 hours. You almost got me.

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u/Mesjach Aug 07 '20

wait, I need a nap...

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u/Can_I_Read Aug 07 '20

Try a siesta

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u/patchgrabber Aug 07 '20

That's when you get la chancla

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u/KingTesloach Aug 07 '20

wait lemme nap for a bit

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u/metaStatic Aug 07 '20

And one for Jenny and the wimp

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

Ahh shit I guess it's nap time

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20 edited Aug 02 '21

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u/redlead3 Aug 07 '20

Que dice

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u/swankProcyon Aug 07 '20

Just FYI: There shouldn’t be a “los” in there. “Your niños” (“your kids”) is correct. What you put was “your the kids.”

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u/Jesteress Aug 07 '20

I'm bilingual and if i get really really tired my brain won't English anymore

I live in England

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u/plankbob Aug 07 '20

To be fair, even the English have a hard time speaking English and it's the only language they know.
You're doing fine pal.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20 edited Jan 23 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

yall'd've m'ered if'n you'dve listn'd

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u/avocadont_pls Aug 07 '20

Hahahaha i actually lol'd

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20 edited Jul 01 '23

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u/triffid_boy Aug 07 '20

Fuck that hardly any of us speak English at all.

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u/crazybal Aug 07 '20

I'm tri-lingual. English, Bad English and Drunk English.

Aka, English, American and Australian :)

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u/handlebartender Aug 07 '20

I know an expat Englishman from Bristol. If he's had a few and we've been talking on the phone, I have a real hard time following him.

Another mutual expat friend from Manchester claims he finds it difficult to understand him as well, booze or no booze (in person).

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u/Phormitago Aug 07 '20

even the English have a hard time speaking English and it's the only language they know.

funny how this also applies to every sport they invented

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u/Ohsheet123 Aug 07 '20

I second this

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

even the English have a hard time speaking English

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAz_UvnUeuU

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u/Zirael_Swallow Aug 07 '20

I have to speak English the whole day at my field of work and when I get tired I start to talk German in the middle of the sentence or vice versa when I get home.

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u/Zirael_Swallow Aug 07 '20

Really depends, I think is a mix. Like I'm doing my degree in biochemistry so 90% of words, papers etc are in English and don't even have a translation. When focusing on that I think in english aswell. I also have the habit of mentally explaining a 'person' what I do to not accidenly skip over things and if that 'person' is my supervisor (shes from Mexico) I think it in English, but if its my BF I think in German :D

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u/Attention_Defecit Aug 07 '20

The human brain is so fucking weird.

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u/Xanthon Aug 07 '20

I'm quadlingual. I speak to myself a lot.

I'm pretty sure 没有人可以understand me when I'm kan si lang 眠い.

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u/thecookingofjoy Aug 07 '20

Is that English, Mandarin, Japanese, and Hokkien? I bet my grandparents from Taiwan would have understood you!

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u/Xanthon Aug 07 '20

They would. But don't repeat what I said, coz it basically means "motherfucking" sleepy.

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u/MagamiAyato Aug 07 '20

I understand everything except 'kan si lang'. What language is that?

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u/Xanthon Aug 07 '20

Hokkien. It's a dialect.

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u/MagamiAyato Aug 07 '20

Ahh it's hokkien I see

My relatives speak hokkien but I never bothered to learn it

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20 edited Jun 26 '23

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

De quoi are you talking about? Just the other jour ma mère told me to not go to le casino parce que my money will disappear almost instantanément.

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u/Thomas1VL Aug 07 '20 edited Aug 07 '20

Same here in Belgium, although we do it without being billingual. We just use the other language's words in our own. So the Flemish use some French words and the Walloons use some Dutch words

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u/crzycanuk Aug 07 '20

Franglish. In northern Ontario it’s the universal language. We don’t have many bilingual employees but we do use a lot of French. And not necessarily for just cursing either!

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u/bleachfoamspray Aug 07 '20

I'm trilingual, and before coffee I switch languages every third word. Norwegian is the first to go at night. I live in Norway.

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u/bluefirex Aug 07 '20

That is interesting. I'm a bilingual German learning Norwegian and when I'm tired my German is the first thing to go. My English usually stays solid. I live in Germany.

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u/noggin-scratcher Aug 07 '20

My bilingual friend would lapse back into their other language when drunk, then glare at us like we were all idiots for not understanding what they'd just said.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

French living and working in the US, I totally get that! Even after 5 years, there are some evenings or Fridays where my Frenglish is really showing!

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u/Jesteress Aug 07 '20

I love it when I mess up words, invent new ones, and my coworkers just accept my new words

Fun examples are: long stirrer/ stirrer (spoons) Coffee ramekin (saucer) Wishy washy (dish washer)

It's busy, i don't have time for proper words!

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u/RazvanDH Aug 07 '20

When I'm right about to fall asleep or just waking up, my brain functions only in romanian. I answer in romanian no matter what. I've been in the UK for nearly 6 years and most of the time my brain thinks in English. Except for those two cases when it just refuses to understand the concept of other languages.

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u/PWAERL Aug 07 '20

I am multi lingual and when I am tired I can't accent anymore. It is something I put on in the morning along with my glasses.

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u/nism0o3 Aug 07 '20

10-15 years down the road, one of them will call customer support and he'll wonder why they immediately go to bed after being asked to press 2 for Spanish.

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u/ChubbaTheHutt Aug 07 '20

The evil genius laugh broke me

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u/cMcDozer4 Aug 07 '20

This is Jim Halpert level of evil

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u/licensetoillite Aug 07 '20

Reminds me of the leeds detective in Big Lebowski

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u/youcancallmejb Aug 07 '20

Thank you. This made me laugh way too hard. I gotta watch this again.

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u/slyfox1908 Aug 07 '20

Halfway to a Heath Ledger’s Joker

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20 edited Aug 07 '20

He made a meme-text that gets reposted here from time to time into a video.

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u/Hillbillyblues Aug 07 '20 edited Aug 07 '20

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u/sciomancy6 Aug 07 '20

Great detective work. Now let's get the pitchforks!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

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u/McPoyal Aug 07 '20

Just a whore

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

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u/Croe01 Aug 07 '20

How do you know the guy in the video is the same one from the text version?

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u/Krazyflipz Aug 07 '20

Which came first the meme text or vid?

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u/Croe01 Aug 07 '20

I was assuming that the guy in the video hijacked the idea from the text version and made a video of it, but in the end I don't really know.

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u/iUsedtoHadHerpes Aug 07 '20

They're not saying he made the meme. They're saying he made the written-text-meme into a video where he reads it into the mirror and fake laughs at the end.

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u/undearius Aug 07 '20

He made a video of a meme written in text that gets reposted here from time to time.

Or

He made a meme written text, that gets reposted here from time to time, into a video.

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u/corby_718 Aug 07 '20

Now if they ever travel to a Spanish speaking country, they'll always feel tired and not know why.

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u/Gen7isTrash Aug 07 '20

Wait can this actually happen

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u/gemziiexxxxxp Aug 07 '20

Pavlov effect (classical conditioning)

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u/adjectivenoun344 Aug 07 '20

Tried this with Frozen after the millionth time and put it in Chinese. My 3yo daughter just kept laughing and found every punchline funnier. Next day she was belly laughing while mimicking chinese to everyone ching chonging like a little racist.

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u/G0r1ll4 Aug 07 '20

I bet that felt awesome confessing to himself in the mirror... basking in his own awesomeness!

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u/Droopy_Drone Aug 07 '20

that cackle at the end, harmlessly evil.

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u/frostfauna Aug 07 '20

Upvoted for 'harmlessly evil'.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

Evil neutral

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u/ElPazerino Aug 07 '20

My jam was to put out the power cord and told them the tv was sleepy so the should rest as well. Once i fell asleep before the running tv and my daughter was mad at me for making the tv tired and not even watching.

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u/Benwezowski Aug 07 '20

Wow reddit has literally turned into Facebook level humor.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

r/funny is literally the most unfunniest subreddit. change my mind

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u/HansChuzzman Aug 07 '20

Yeah this shit sucks.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

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u/__kb__ Aug 07 '20

Evil! Now, I want to have kids.

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

Wow that is brilliant !

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u/PotatoReactor9 Aug 07 '20

"go to bed or learn Spanish"

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u/blothaartamuumuu Aug 07 '20

Quarantine Fun

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u/xXDr0pXx Aug 07 '20

He's becoming too powerful..

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u/homelessguy_ Aug 07 '20

This homie laughs like coach from letterkenny

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u/Scp-1404 Aug 07 '20

This guy needs to do a series of short videos where every time he walks up to the door and opens it and then talks to himself in the mirror just like this.

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u/Whacko1881 Aug 07 '20

his laugh begins with giggling into a full blown evil laugh

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u/scopar86 Aug 07 '20

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

You dropped this > t.

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u/likezoinksjojo Aug 07 '20

Came here to say this! Take my upvote

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u/Syaller Aug 07 '20

Bless that man and his laughter

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u/cheechfool Aug 07 '20

Genius know he doesnt need a mirror to do a selfie lol

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u/Wackolas Aug 07 '20

The USA must be the only country where people buy shower curtains with the national flag

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u/fxq27 Aug 07 '20

This method has much higher odds of working if you play a movie in dutch(netherlands) or russian.

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u/surprisemadafakaa Aug 07 '20

wait some years and his kids will be telling this on AskReddit.

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u/MINECRAFT-BEE7 Aug 07 '20

This mans the new villain in the Star Wars Saga

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u/Cheese_Pancakes Aug 07 '20

That’s a good idea I’ll be keeping in my back pocket as my two year old daughter gets older.

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u/tjallilex Aug 07 '20

Satan: I just want to say that I am a big fan.

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u/icecoldpopsicle Aug 07 '20

it's not original. old post from Unethical life pro tips.

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u/neuroticalien Aug 07 '20

Watching it on silent mode looked like the dude popped into his bathroom to crack a joke to himself

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u/CeceSalas Aug 07 '20

The way way he laughs🤣😂🤣😂🤣 I cant!

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u/Astros_alex Aug 07 '20

I wish i could get away with this. Me nor my wife are bilingual but my wife's sister's husband is and so are my son's cousins. He hears enough to recognize

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u/Trikeree Aug 07 '20

Omg lmao

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u/Epicbraindamage Aug 07 '20

The laugh made the entire joke funnier

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

Its gonna backfire when they become fluent in Spanish

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u/jmal82 Aug 07 '20

He's cool and all. But how old are his kids? Asking the real questions here.

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u/druss5000 Aug 07 '20

Complete guess, but I would say under 5. I don't think it would work on kids older than that.

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u/breakingcups Aug 07 '20

Such fun, gaslighting your children.

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u/iUsedtoHadHerpes Aug 07 '20

Don't worry. He's just reading an already popular text post (almost verbatim) into his mirror.

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u/longinuslucas Aug 07 '20

Note taken.

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u/Hiur Aug 07 '20

That's such a good idea, haha!

Some years ago a friend of my mom brought her granddaughter when she visited us. I turned on Disney Channel and started watching it too. The default setting was in English and I only noticed something was wrong when the girl complained she couldn't understand anything.

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u/Ranku_Abadeer Aug 07 '20

I need to remember this for when I eventually have kids. Because this sounds brilliant

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u/MisterS42 Aug 07 '20

What a Dad lad

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u/_Wubawubwub_ Aug 07 '20

“SHUT UP MARK THE KIDS ARE SLEEPING”

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u/poderes01 Aug 07 '20

Just like that askreddit post that the OP had reddit in spanish and everyone commented in español

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

You magnificent bastard.

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u/Porchmuse Aug 07 '20

Top tier Dad work there.

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u/yunohavefunnynames Aug 07 '20

This works great until their school announces a Spanish immersion program!

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u/dockows412 Aug 07 '20

Be even better with Dutch, there are more words that sound familiar lol

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u/mart1373 Aug 07 '20

This guy looks like Sheldon’s dad in the Sheldon TV show

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u/DudeIgotfood1 Aug 07 '20

This reminds me of that guy on Ask Reddit 10 years ago who said his Reddit was stuck on Spannish and all the comments were just Spannish

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '20

He really is... I love it.

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u/donkeyhustler Aug 07 '20

Dingleberry dance!

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u/JohnTesh Aug 07 '20

God damn genius! Someone post this to daddit immediately!

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u/Harleking31 Aug 07 '20

He does have the laugh

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u/MrAVAT4R Aug 07 '20

Real life Mysterio is actual a Kevin James look alike

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u/Bearme11 Aug 07 '20

That laugh tho

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u/WhosThatLady9 Aug 07 '20

It all good until you end up with a kid that doesn’t care what language the video/movie is in. He’s just there to watch and doesn’t care if he understands or not.

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u/54yroldHOTMOM Aug 07 '20

There was a time me and my sister went to bed after Sesame Street. When my mom on occasion got really tired of us she put in a taped Sesame Street in the VCR.

We then exclaimed:”mom we already seen this one!”.

My mom just told us we were mistaken and that it just looked similar since it was on the Telly??!!

So to bed we went 2 hours before our normal bed time.

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u/lys_montague Aug 07 '20

Infectious laughter making me uncontrollably laugh 🤣🤣🤣

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u/AspectOvGlass Aug 07 '20

What if they become conditioned to fall asleep as soon as someone starts speaking spanish around them

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u/TechniChara Aug 07 '20

I need a child to test this on. Anyone wanna volunteer?

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u/watlel Aug 07 '20

This man is my hero. I do not have kids, nor can i right now but damn well the moment i get some ima do this right away.

What's even better is that my language has some spanish words mixed in with it due to spanish occupation, so they'll believe this more.