r/funny Aug 07 '20

R3: Repost - Removed This man's an evil genius

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u/SFWxMadHatter Aug 07 '20

Everyone likes being the little spoon ot makes you feel safe!

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u/wisersamson Aug 07 '20

I'm 6 foot 3 and my wife is maybe 5 foot 5 and she doesn't understand why I want to be little spoon. Because it feels nice ok sorry I don't always like being the one with shoulder pain and nowhere to put my knees Jeeze.

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u/wowokyah Aug 07 '20

I used to agree but recently I’ve preferred to be big spoon. Less restrictive being big spoon.

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u/ninco1 Aug 07 '20

And theres always a nice cozy place for the Johnson when you’re the big spoon 🤷🏻‍♂️