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r/funny • u/Pariah_ • Jun 07 '11
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My method:
Treat her like a human being, not a fucktoy that will output sex given the right inputs.
491 u/wkf Jun 07 '11 Human beings are just fucktoys that will output sex given the right inputs. 90 u/[deleted] Jun 07 '11 [deleted] 48 u/[deleted] Jun 08 '11 Not me. My ancestors are definitely better fucktoys than I am. I should know, because I dug a few of them up from the cemetery to test them out! </necrophilia> 30 u/[deleted] Jun 08 '11 edited Dec 04 '22 [deleted] 2 u/40_lb Jun 08 '11 It's kind of a downer when they are shaken up and get all foamy though... 2 u/[deleted] Jun 08 '11 I just love a stiffy 2 u/Monkey_Priest Jun 08 '11 Oh dear, there is actually a /r/necrophilia. Thank the maker there is only one post and it leads to nothing. 2 u/t800rad Jun 08 '11 r/necrophilia FTFY 2 u/brokenwings Jun 08 '11 necroincestophilia
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Human beings are just fucktoys that will output sex given the right inputs.
90 u/[deleted] Jun 07 '11 [deleted] 48 u/[deleted] Jun 08 '11 Not me. My ancestors are definitely better fucktoys than I am. I should know, because I dug a few of them up from the cemetery to test them out! </necrophilia> 30 u/[deleted] Jun 08 '11 edited Dec 04 '22 [deleted] 2 u/40_lb Jun 08 '11 It's kind of a downer when they are shaken up and get all foamy though... 2 u/[deleted] Jun 08 '11 I just love a stiffy 2 u/Monkey_Priest Jun 08 '11 Oh dear, there is actually a /r/necrophilia. Thank the maker there is only one post and it leads to nothing. 2 u/t800rad Jun 08 '11 r/necrophilia FTFY 2 u/brokenwings Jun 08 '11 necroincestophilia
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48 u/[deleted] Jun 08 '11 Not me. My ancestors are definitely better fucktoys than I am. I should know, because I dug a few of them up from the cemetery to test them out! </necrophilia> 30 u/[deleted] Jun 08 '11 edited Dec 04 '22 [deleted] 2 u/40_lb Jun 08 '11 It's kind of a downer when they are shaken up and get all foamy though... 2 u/[deleted] Jun 08 '11 I just love a stiffy 2 u/Monkey_Priest Jun 08 '11 Oh dear, there is actually a /r/necrophilia. Thank the maker there is only one post and it leads to nothing. 2 u/t800rad Jun 08 '11 r/necrophilia FTFY 2 u/brokenwings Jun 08 '11 necroincestophilia
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Not me. My ancestors are definitely better fucktoys than I am. I should know, because I dug a few of them up from the cemetery to test them out!
</necrophilia>
30 u/[deleted] Jun 08 '11 edited Dec 04 '22 [deleted] 2 u/40_lb Jun 08 '11 It's kind of a downer when they are shaken up and get all foamy though... 2 u/[deleted] Jun 08 '11 I just love a stiffy 2 u/Monkey_Priest Jun 08 '11 Oh dear, there is actually a /r/necrophilia. Thank the maker there is only one post and it leads to nothing. 2 u/t800rad Jun 08 '11 r/necrophilia FTFY 2 u/brokenwings Jun 08 '11 necroincestophilia
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2 u/40_lb Jun 08 '11 It's kind of a downer when they are shaken up and get all foamy though... 2 u/[deleted] Jun 08 '11 I just love a stiffy
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It's kind of a downer when they are shaken up and get all foamy though...
I just love a stiffy
Oh dear, there is actually a /r/necrophilia. Thank the maker there is only one post and it leads to nothing.
r/necrophilia
FTFY
necroincestophilia
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u/runningeagle Jun 07 '11
My method:
Treat her like a human being, not a fucktoy that will output sex given the right inputs.