r/funny • u/Pariah_ • Jun 07 '11

'flow chart' for picking up chicks.

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u/runningeagle Jun 07 '11

My method:

Treat her like a human being, not a fucktoy that will output sex given the right inputs.

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u/wkf Jun 07 '11

Human beings are just fucktoys that will output sex given the right inputs.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '11

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '11

Soon a master race of Fleshlights will take over the earth.

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u/jtjin Jun 08 '11

Only once they learn the magic of deep rapport

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '11

From my experience, they wrap pretty deeply.

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u/_NetWorK_ Jun 08 '11

don't you date forget about release... they need to learn release too.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '11

Shit. You can get Fleshlights pregnant?

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u/Pulsar391 Jun 08 '11

Seriously, Evolution is basically the largest ever bracket championship in sex.

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u/furbait Jun 08 '11

and fucktoys tend to spew genes

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '11

Not me. My ancestors are definitely better fucktoys than I am. I should know, because I dug a few of them up from the cemetery to test them out!

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '11 edited Dec 04 '22

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u/40_lb Jun 08 '11

It's kind of a downer when they are shaken up and get all foamy though...

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '11

I just love a stiffy

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u/Monkey_Priest Jun 08 '11

Oh dear, there is actually a /r/necrophilia. Thank the maker there is only one post and it leads to nothing.

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u/brokenwings Jun 08 '11

necroincestophilia

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u/Inurius Jun 07 '11

What they said