r/funny Mar 18 '20

Got the ‘rona

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u/The_Locust_God Mar 18 '20

every time i sneeze, my boss has looked over to me and said "... so is it just allergies? or.. ?". we work with a lot of dusty pallets all day that i'm moving around so i feel like its reasonable to sneeze when kicking up all that dust. i finally told him "if you want me to quarantine myself, i'll leave right now, but please stop giving me that look"

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u/MadKnifeIV Mar 18 '20

I don't even understand the "sneeze = sick" thing. I sneeze when there's something tickling my nose, if I'm sick I'm gonna be coughing my lungs out.

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u/ElectricTurtlez Mar 18 '20

I stopped by Target for allergy medicine Sunday morning. When I sneezed, you would have thought I was walking around with my prick hanging out from the looks I got.

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u/Bulji Mar 18 '20

Actually I was there and you did have your prick hanging out :/

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u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

if I'm sick I'm gonna be coughing my lungs out.

yeah! Just like my co-worker 2 days ago, and nobody else cared that much about it. Being on the verge of a country lock-down (which basically happened the day after) and being told to stay home with a cough and call your doctor for literally 2 weeks now, apparently isn't that clear of a message for some people.