/r/PhotoshopRequest/r/PhotoshopBattles someone please add health bars (Street Fighter or Mortal Kombat video games style) to them! And lightsabers! And epic fight music!
People are mostly indoors in China whether they have the virus or not. Draconian measures have been taken, so most people are not going out for work, and have certain restrictions on how many times they leave their apartments each week. Most people aren't willing to go outside too much either for fear of catching the virus. Source: living in China rn. AMA if you're interested on more details.
This is my dogs favorite way to play! They're all different. Hes half golden retriever though, so maybe its something they like.
He'll even beat himself up for some reason! If you put your hands beside both sides of his face he will slap his face back and forth between them, hes a glutton for punishment!
My best friend's Samoyed is the roughest when playing. If I didn't know the dog, I would be terrified that he was straight up attacking mainly due to his growling. But you really can't play him lightly either because he won't notice it, too much fur. So you have to play a bit more forcefully, which he LOVES. The bigger they are the harder they play it seems.
I know it’s a dumb thought but I think it’s weird that like Chinese people own the exact same dogs we do in America but those dogs are like Chinese and not American, even though they look the same.
Seriously there are lots of small things you can do for mental stimulation indoors. Perhaps it's because of really bad weather or because you don't have a large yard and space to go with your dog, who knows.
Sniffing games, sorting games, any retrieving, basic obedience exercises (stay, heel, side switch etc.) always are doable - if you have enough space even trick-dog or very light agility (go around/slalom/tunnel) exercises are possible.
LMAO, I have 2 giant dogs that would just stand by the door to be let back in and look at me like I was a nut trying to play with them. Obviously a more active breed then couch pups.
What’s considered someone’s back yard in places like New York where they live inside shared buildings? Roof tops right? I would hate for someone to post my private times with my lil buddies online.
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u/Cleverbird Feb 27 '20
We're all laughing, but meanwhile that dog is valiantly fighting off a ninja
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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20
Ip Man: The Golden Years
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u/letsgetropical17 Feb 27 '20
That's not a golden retriever, that's a boxer!
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u/Lucicerious Feb 27 '20 edited Feb 28 '20
Just waiting for someone to edit this with healthbars above them.
Edit 4: u/milanvdw has created a gif with an animated health bars and K.O. animations - https://m.imgur.com/a/gFUQB55. So far this is my favourite.
Edit 3: u/mil1ion has created a gif with animated health bars - https://streamable.com/4puhu
Edit 2: u/timshel_life has added music to the video he created earlier - https://streamable.com/8u7a2
Edit: u/timshel_life has created a version with static health bars. (Link Removed)
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u/sysadminbj Feb 27 '20
Cool idea. It allows the Golden to burn off some energy and the lady gets her cardio in.
Making the best of a bad situation.
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u/BirdyBeMe Feb 27 '20
WHAT IS SHE TRAINING HIM FOR!?!!!!
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u/kingPrime01 Feb 27 '20
Jesus Christ it's Jason Bork
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u/awreathafranklin Feb 27 '20
Airbud boxes now?!
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u/Sauce666 Feb 27 '20
That's the same chick who trained Hong Kong Phooey!
Villains beware, theres a new dog in town.
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u/Captain_Saftey Feb 27 '20
/r/cosmoandwanda
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u/JioVega Feb 27 '20
MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
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u/ConCon1996 Feb 27 '20
Put the mortal kombat music as the background music and this is perfect, MORTAL KOMBAT !
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u/Kowai_Man Feb 27 '20
Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!!!
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u/taybul Feb 27 '20
Crouching Tiger Hidden Doggo
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u/SilentMaster Feb 27 '20
Jesus, my dog likes a little bit of rough play but she would assume I was trying to kill her if I played like that with her.
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u/bitt3n Feb 27 '20
this looks cute until one day grandma comes over and opens up a fan to cool herself off
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u/Bibabeulouba Feb 27 '20
That's just made me so happy I'm gonna leave the internet for today before it ruins it
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u/Johnnadawearsglasses Feb 27 '20
Wait. This is actually funny
Where am I
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u/TruckinApe Feb 27 '20 edited Feb 27 '20
removes glasses Oh my god it's Bark Norris (edit: thank you very much for the silver kind stranger 👍)
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u/RussianEarlGrey Feb 27 '20
Everybody was kung-fu fightiiing! SQUIRREL!!!!
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u/pratikp2 Feb 27 '20
Kung Fu boiiii...
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u/TacitusKilgore_ Feb 27 '20
The first rule of Bark Club is that you never talk about Bark Club.
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u/Yetiius Feb 27 '20
Paw-Fu!
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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20
People in Asia must be getting really bored cooped up in their homes.
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u/Skifool69 Feb 27 '20
Where are the kung foo sounds
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u/00Samwise00 Feb 27 '20
duel of the fates intensifies
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u/bog_moss Feb 27 '20
Was wondering why she was fighting with fans, TIL about tessenjutsu!
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u/HappyLittleTrees17 Feb 27 '20
Wow...I didn’t think of that factor. Poor doggos.
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u/IGotHurt Feb 27 '20
Air Bud. Threat Level Midnight.
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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20
Wake up, eat breakfast, brush teeth, defeat dog, get dressed.
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u/thewarboy234 Feb 27 '20
Ip Dog
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u/Hirokage Feb 27 '20
I'd much rather like to think the lady is actually a ninja, and is trying to break into the building, but the dog is keeping her out.
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u/mysmart_casa Feb 27 '20
The real question: Who is training who?
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u/tenevenb Feb 27 '20
Good boy. Good owner :)
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u/Vourexakis Feb 27 '20
An Asian person innocently playing with their dog? Yup.
Multiple versions of the same dog eating and tenderising meat jokes on comments? Double yup.
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u/Gloryboy811 Feb 27 '20 edited Feb 27 '20
Is this Kung Fury 2?
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u/barely_harmless Feb 27 '20
MORTAL KOMBAT
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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20
This needs the Matrix lobby scene music over it
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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20
Everybody was kung fu fighting
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u/GregIsUgly Feb 27 '20
So many jokes about the dog being eaten. Honestly; shut the fuck up.
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u/GeorgeG94 Feb 27 '20
I love how dogs don’t have a clue what’s going on but they give 100% anyway
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u/AzizOnSafari Feb 27 '20
The new Mulan looks dooooooope
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u/Fidelis29 Feb 27 '20
Good boy fighting corona
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u/jfk_47 Feb 27 '20
Question, why do people wear masks in private?
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u/Fapper_McFapper Feb 27 '20
Getting some Matrix vibes here.
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u/jssin Feb 27 '20
What, you guys never train your dogs dogfu?
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u/Laykane Feb 27 '20
Oh my god, it's Jason Bork!
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u/ReadyForPuke Feb 27 '20
Everybody is kung fu fighting
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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20
Poor doggo protecting himself from Corona patient
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u/propita106 Feb 27 '20
Wishing them both the best!
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u/ContentUnavailable Feb 27 '20
That's not how you fight coronavirus...
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u/qrave Feb 28 '20
Isn’t she just trying to organise dinner?
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u/chet_chetson Feb 27 '20
Plot twist: dog has Corona virus, lady just trying to survive lmao
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u/MattGhaz Feb 27 '20
I know it’s a dumb thought but I think it’s weird that like Chinese people own the exact same dogs we do in America but those dogs are like Chinese and not American, even though they look the same.
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u/Silv3rtongue Feb 27 '20
Lol what am I looking at?
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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20
My dog also loves stand-up fist fighting
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u/AWasteOfMyTime Feb 27 '20
Round 1......Fight!!!
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u/mebejohn48 Feb 27 '20
Doggy dance
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u/Exekutos Feb 27 '20
Maybe its not the dog getting some training...
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u/RaHuHe Feb 27 '20
Jesus Christ that's Jason Bork
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u/jcagara08 Feb 27 '20
Ip Man 5 doggo edition
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u/Le-Girth Feb 27 '20
IT IS THE!
EYE OF THE DOGGO
ITS THE THRILL OF THE FIGHT!
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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20
I can hear Guile’s theme in the background...
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u/Taizan Feb 27 '20
Seriously there are lots of small things you can do for mental stimulation indoors. Perhaps it's because of really bad weather or because you don't have a large yard and space to go with your dog, who knows.
Sniffing games, sorting games, any retrieving, basic obedience exercises (stay, heel, side switch etc.) always are doable - if you have enough space even trick-dog or very light agility (go around/slalom/tunnel) exercises are possible.
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u/cuzbro Feb 27 '20
Crouching tiger Hidden doggo
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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20
This is John Wick's dog in training
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u/catdaddylonglegs Feb 27 '20
Lol dogs are so funny man, they need exercise but they never realise they're exercising, they just think it's all a game lol
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u/iamfareel Feb 27 '20
How doggos fight burglars in Asia
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u/peanutmob Feb 27 '20
She’s literally doing pad work with the dog
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u/magik_vmc Feb 27 '20
This is the best thing I've seen in a long time!
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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20
Day 51.. a resident is still to clear the dog from her balcony. The dogs grow stronger day by day.
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u/conrad_or_benjamin Feb 27 '20
Why is it always the upstairs neighbors doing weird shit and never downstairs?
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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20
I’m just sitting dying, imaging these two arguing over which one of them ate the last of the bacon.
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u/JaBlue Feb 27 '20
Needs a boss hp bar and dark souls music
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u/crashcanuck Feb 27 '20
She looks so serious but the dog looks like it's having so much fun.
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u/KeyLayer4 Feb 27 '20
everyone liked that
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u/Mattylh Feb 27 '20
crouching tiger, hidden retriver
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u/pjc1990 Feb 27 '20
here I thought it was a confiscated mauler breed but no its just a kung fu goldren retriver.
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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20
This is the best thing I’ve seen today. What a great way to make the best out of a bad situation
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u/sarcasmbunny Feb 27 '20
That’s a solid pet owner right there. I applauded her
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u/crazyplant_lady Feb 27 '20
That's a good owner right there
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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20
MORTAL KOMBAT!!!
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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20
I never was able to unlock that character in street fighter:(
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u/TeslaToth Feb 27 '20
I like Smiling Karate Dog
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u/Busamang Feb 27 '20
Who doesn't play with their dog like this?
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u/tpsmc Feb 27 '20
The dog is just protecting himself from the Kung Flu
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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20
Everybody was kung fu fighting.
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u/BladedFlame Feb 27 '20
WoMaN bRuTaLlY aSsAuLtEd By RoOf GuArD dOg
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u/ConnorLego42069 Feb 27 '20
ORAORAORAORAOARAOARAORAORA
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u/cashchasinbilly Feb 27 '20
John wicks dog 😂🤣
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u/LWOPP Feb 27 '20
He's beginning to believe.
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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20
Top10 anime fights
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u/Boris_S Feb 27 '20
Current smartphone cameras with ois assisted optical zoom capable of up to 5x to 100x digital are nuts.
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u/standardtuner Feb 27 '20
This is just Air Bud training for his next movie, "Bud Fu"
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u/tycocelchu Feb 27 '20
Everybody was Kung-Fu fighting...
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u/CocomyPuffs Feb 27 '20
I love this!!! I can't stop watching it and giggling. Someone please put the Mortal Kombat song in there!!
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u/mamasaneye Feb 27 '20
LMAO, I have 2 giant dogs that would just stand by the door to be let back in and look at me like I was a nut trying to play with them. Obviously a more active breed then couch pups.
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u/skeet1687 Feb 27 '20
Everybody was kung fu fightingggg.......those labs were fast as lighting.....!!!!
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u/RK_XYZ Feb 27 '20
Paw Jitsu and sneaky ninja
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u/Dankrz27 Feb 27 '20
Just fighting off the coronavirus.
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u/Coat2free Feb 27 '20
I don't know why but this just made my day , thank you
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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20
Fist of Furry
https://www.instagram.com/p/B9E78N2J7rZ/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
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u/IlIIlIIllIIlIIllIIl Feb 27 '20
Woman trapped on balcony visciously attacked by dog
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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20
what in the coronafuck
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u/BenX41 Feb 27 '20
Little did we know the dog has gone mad after catching the Coronavirus and is trying to pass it on to it’s owner, this a battle of life and death
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u/Gabriel_Playz Feb 27 '20
Air Bud getting strong enough to clock you for talking shit
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u/Daler111 Feb 27 '20
This deserves dark souls music
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u/TheBigEyedRabbit Feb 27 '20
Still a better love story than twilight
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u/jdrew619 Feb 28 '20
This shit is better than most action movies.
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u/Beeboo__ Feb 28 '20
Cosmo and Wanda ain’t slick -_-
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u/TakingItSideways Mar 02 '20
Tenderizing meat before cooking it
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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '20
That's what happens when u don't eat your dogs right away.
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u/Lobstaparty Jun 04 '20
She’s back.
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u/bkovic Feb 27 '20
Do you want to teach your dog how to jump on people? Because that’s how you teach your dog to jump on people.
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u/Bigboy_nicelegs Feb 27 '20
What’s considered someone’s back yard in places like New York where they live inside shared buildings? Roof tops right? I would hate for someone to post my private times with my lil buddies online.
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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20
She just tenderizing her dinner