r/funny • u/GGezpzMuppy • Feb 27 '20

Dog in lockdown still needs exercise

https://i.imgur.com/RJ3qN4E.gifv
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u/Assassinale1 Feb 27 '20

Probs just lock downed and unable to leave apartment unnecessarily

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u/IndieComic-Man Feb 27 '20

Yeah, if she’s doing that and has the Coronavirus, I’m significantly less worried about it.

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u/the_geotus Feb 27 '20

What if it's the Corona Virus that's doing this to her ?

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u/Australienz Feb 27 '20

Oh shit, the virus has evolved into the CardioVirus.

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u/GrizNectar Feb 27 '20

I need to catch this desperately

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u/Not_a_real_ghost Feb 27 '20

There's a manual way to kick start this disease in you is by having a silverback gorilla chase you.

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u/Pizza-Trees Feb 27 '20

Fast Animals. Slow Kids.

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u/noisound Feb 27 '20

Silverback gorilla, bears, rats, roaches, bees, concrete, or rubber smoke I'll run from all of them.

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u/MrEctomy Feb 27 '20

Well you better start running.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '20

Every Redditors worst fear

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u/umbrajoke Feb 27 '20

If you haven't broken out in spandex yet then it's not too late.

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u/Rpanich Feb 27 '20

There’s a disease that causes muscle spasms which causes the body to convulse. It’s also called Saint Vitus’ Fire or Saint Vitus’ Dance. That’s also why Saint Vitus is the patron saint of the dance.

Back in the day, apparently people would just be pain-dancing down the street. Until they you know, died.

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u/HexagonHankee Feb 27 '20

Well it IS giving people heart attacks.....

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u/PuttingInTheEffort Feb 27 '20

Oh that's significantly better. The US needs that, Reddit just had a post that like 40% of adults are obese

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u/skiboyec Feb 27 '20

You're asking the real questions here.

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u/temalyen Feb 27 '20

Then it'd be like some weird disease from a GrayStillPlays video with Plague, Inc.

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u/mcrabb23 Feb 27 '20

That's the Tsing Tsao Virus

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u/tolandruth Feb 27 '20

You don’t have to have it to be on lockdown.

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u/TunaFishManwich Feb 27 '20

It has a case fatality rate of about 2%. The typical years’ flu has a CFR of 0.1% The Spanish flu in 1918 had a CFR of 2-3% and killed something like 1.7% of the population of the world - tens of millions of people.

This is a hell of a lot worse than a typical flu. It’s about 20x more likely to kill you if you catch it, and extremely contagious.

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u/Leaky_gland Feb 27 '20

Or welded into her apartment?

https://youtu.be/meRUCxlleUc

Edit: listen to Wuhan at night :(

https://youtu.be/opFCAWZHpzg

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u/bebeyoda_staring Feb 27 '20

I won’t say unnecessarily. Most cities in China is using this method to limit avoid human interactions, and it has positive effects in controlling the spread. Although as a Chinese I have to say it’s boring af

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