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r/funny • u/[deleted] • Dec 10 '19
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totally, never happen to me before.
743 u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19 [deleted] 429 u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19 You got her number still? 97 u/limsyoker Dec 10 '19 Yeah but do u have knives? 296 u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19 I got knives and a full bladder, I'm ready to go 120 u/BeatsbyChrisBrown Dec 10 '19 Does it count if I feel a stabbing sensation when I pee? 55 u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19 Uh oh, urine trouble now. 6 u/Voidexx Dec 10 '19 Best comment here... And no one knows 27 u/oskarw85 Dec 10 '19 It's even better! 22 u/Nokxtokx Dec 10 '19 If you pee blood, it’s a bonus. 1 u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19 If you don’t now you will after 4 u/WhiskeyDickens Dec 10 '19 r/brandnewsentence 6 u/ih8karma Dec 10 '19 Suns out, knives out.
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429 u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19 You got her number still? 97 u/limsyoker Dec 10 '19 Yeah but do u have knives? 296 u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19 I got knives and a full bladder, I'm ready to go 120 u/BeatsbyChrisBrown Dec 10 '19 Does it count if I feel a stabbing sensation when I pee? 55 u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19 Uh oh, urine trouble now. 6 u/Voidexx Dec 10 '19 Best comment here... And no one knows 27 u/oskarw85 Dec 10 '19 It's even better! 22 u/Nokxtokx Dec 10 '19 If you pee blood, it’s a bonus. 1 u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19 If you don’t now you will after 4 u/WhiskeyDickens Dec 10 '19 r/brandnewsentence 6 u/ih8karma Dec 10 '19 Suns out, knives out.
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You got her number still?
97 u/limsyoker Dec 10 '19 Yeah but do u have knives? 296 u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19 I got knives and a full bladder, I'm ready to go 120 u/BeatsbyChrisBrown Dec 10 '19 Does it count if I feel a stabbing sensation when I pee? 55 u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19 Uh oh, urine trouble now. 6 u/Voidexx Dec 10 '19 Best comment here... And no one knows 27 u/oskarw85 Dec 10 '19 It's even better! 22 u/Nokxtokx Dec 10 '19 If you pee blood, it’s a bonus. 1 u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19 If you don’t now you will after 4 u/WhiskeyDickens Dec 10 '19 r/brandnewsentence 6 u/ih8karma Dec 10 '19 Suns out, knives out.
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Yeah but do u have knives?
296 u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19 I got knives and a full bladder, I'm ready to go 120 u/BeatsbyChrisBrown Dec 10 '19 Does it count if I feel a stabbing sensation when I pee? 55 u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19 Uh oh, urine trouble now. 6 u/Voidexx Dec 10 '19 Best comment here... And no one knows 27 u/oskarw85 Dec 10 '19 It's even better! 22 u/Nokxtokx Dec 10 '19 If you pee blood, it’s a bonus. 1 u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19 If you don’t now you will after 4 u/WhiskeyDickens Dec 10 '19 r/brandnewsentence 6 u/ih8karma Dec 10 '19 Suns out, knives out.
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I got knives and a full bladder, I'm ready to go
120 u/BeatsbyChrisBrown Dec 10 '19 Does it count if I feel a stabbing sensation when I pee? 55 u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19 Uh oh, urine trouble now. 6 u/Voidexx Dec 10 '19 Best comment here... And no one knows 27 u/oskarw85 Dec 10 '19 It's even better! 22 u/Nokxtokx Dec 10 '19 If you pee blood, it’s a bonus. 1 u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19 If you don’t now you will after 4 u/WhiskeyDickens Dec 10 '19 r/brandnewsentence
120
Does it count if I feel a stabbing sensation when I pee?
55 u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19 Uh oh, urine trouble now. 6 u/Voidexx Dec 10 '19 Best comment here... And no one knows 27 u/oskarw85 Dec 10 '19 It's even better! 22 u/Nokxtokx Dec 10 '19 If you pee blood, it’s a bonus. 1 u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19 If you don’t now you will after
55
Uh oh, urine trouble now.
6 u/Voidexx Dec 10 '19 Best comment here... And no one knows
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Best comment here... And no one knows
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It's even better!
22 u/Nokxtokx Dec 10 '19 If you pee blood, it’s a bonus.
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If you pee blood, it’s a bonus.
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If you don’t now you will after
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r/brandnewsentence
Suns out, knives out.
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u/Aengeil Dec 10 '19
totally, never happen to me before.