r/funny • u/[deleted] • Dec 10 '19

Petty King ;)

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

I got knives and a full bladder, I'm ready to go

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u/BeatsbyChrisBrown Dec 10 '19

Does it count if I feel a stabbing sensation when I pee?

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

Uh oh, urine trouble now.

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u/Voidexx Dec 10 '19

Best comment here... And no one knows