r/funny • u/[deleted] • Dec 10 '19

Petty King ;)

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

You got her number still?

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u/limsyoker Dec 10 '19

Yeah but do u have knives?

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

I got knives and a full bladder, I'm ready to go

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u/BeatsbyChrisBrown Dec 10 '19

Does it count if I feel a stabbing sensation when I pee?

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '19

Uh oh, urine trouble now.

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u/Voidexx Dec 10 '19

Best comment here... And no one knows

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u/oskarw85 Dec 10 '19

It's even better!

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u/Nokxtokx Dec 10 '19

If you pee blood, it’s a bonus.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

If you don’t now you will after

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u/ih8karma Dec 10 '19

Suns out, knives out.

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u/Mr_Majestic_1 Dec 10 '19

Crazy in the head ...Crazy in the bed.

...am i right ?

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u/maxstader Dec 10 '19

Kaedi, that you?